King of the monsters

GOD fuckin ZILLA

GODZILLA is king of the monsters

by tguvtd July 1, 2018

Desire Monster

Being possessed by the desire to be rich, have a mansion on the beach, be famous, be envied, that drives delusional "hits" project attempts which fail one after another.

Joe lived cheap and was condemnatious of people that worked hard and had nice things, dubbing them "materiakistic," however he worked on one project after the other trying to make it rich because he had a desire monster living in his brain.

by JessicaWalters April 11, 2021

Cave Monster

A penis that lives inside a vagina and comes out every now and then.

"Woah, Pigeon. Is that a cave monster?"

by WhiskeyPigeon October 30, 2016

Basement Monster

Someone who never leaves their own home, specifically their room.

Have you seen Derek lately?

No, he's a basement monster man. I don't even think he showers.

by SJeffries April 8, 2009

Cringe Monster

A person who is disgusting or does disgusting things.

Chaz: Er, look at kerry, she has really greasy hair!
Emuls: I know! What a Cringe Monster!

Emily: I slept with my best mates boyfriend..
Chaz&Em: What a Cringe Monster!!

by Morrwick June 15, 2009

monster shlong

(noun).
a large penis extending horizontally outward from the body for an abnormally long distance.

Sarah: my monster shlong is so big it could knight someone.
Carol: well my monster shlong is so big it could besiege a castle.

by sarah and Carol December 31, 2020

feeding the monsters

Monsters are in the toilet like in the movie Ghoulies. You have to go poop and feed them.

Mike says I'm going to go poop. Jane says your feeding the monsters.

by Tulsadude2009 January 4, 2017