mochito

the kung fu like art of catching mosquitos

My mochito was off toiday, that little basters got away.

by CHristoff October 13, 2003

mocho

superheroe, that lives near the valencia sambil, that goes on a skate, and has only one hand, his superpowers, are: "asking limosna, at an incredible high speed", "coñeazear a los carros, with his ultra strenght"

"mierda marico, ese mocho es un mamaguevo, viste todo el rial ke pide en un dia???", "mochooooo, mochoooooooouugh", "verga ese mocho cerca del sambil pobrecito", "marico se parece a nightcrawler won!!"

by Pedro January 20, 2005

mocha on the mound

Taking a shit on a pregnant woman's belly.
Also, wiping your ass on a woman's pubes

She didn't want to see me after I gave her Mocha on The Mound

by Droad May 7, 2008

Mocha

A black person. Slang for Nigga.

Look at that nappy headed mocha. Mocha please.

by Michael Dorado August 26, 2006

frothy mocha latte

n. A refreshingly warm beverage derived from an individual suffering from an extreme case of diarrhea (either naturally or chemically induced). The person producing the frothy mocha latte (FML) must first be anally inseminated before shitting into a coffee mug and serving it to another person.

Whipped cream is permissible as a topping only when the person drinking the FML is actually aware that they have been handed an FML. The FML doubles as both a sick, sexual fetish-type drink and a hell of a good way to exact revenge on a friend.

"man, you gotta try my frothy mocha latte"
"yeah, dude. give me a taste... oh, man. that kinda tastes like shit"

by MDixon's one-eyed charley October 30, 2006

mocha bear

Term for a man who is half white, half black in ethnicity and also has the temper of a recently awakened from hibernation bear.

The inner mocha bear in Devon came out when the grocery store was out of Colt .45

by BalthazarUllr May 21, 2010

MocheeseMo

A man who preforms the act of eating cheese out of another mans asshole.

"steve, be a mocheesemo and eat this cheese out of my asshole would ya?"

"if you don't google search Volapike and listen to their music, you're a mocheesemo"

"dude...Eric...Bono is such a mocheesemo"

by lancebassfanclub January 3, 2010