Mississippi Mudd Butt

Would normally be referred as diarrhea, but is horribly worse. M.M.B. could result in a rectal prolapse and death. This horrid case of explosive shit squirts creates a stench so horrible that can erode iron, cause brain aneurysms, will knock a man unconscious within a 69 mile radius. M.M.B. is normally caused by malnutrition and consuming more than 3 prunes in 2 minutes. There was once a man who had a case ofM.M.B., he did not live to tell his story. While using the bathroom, the blast of his M.M.B rocketed him off the toilet, thrashing his limp body to the solid pavement. The force of the impact broke all of his bones, paralyzed him then killed him instantly. Learn from his experience.
D00d, I think I might have Mississippi Mudd Butt . Its br00ta1, I need to use your shitter.
by [zook] LYMON June 25, 2009
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Mississippi Muzzle-Loader

When one partner takes a dip (chew) out of their mouth, put it on their finger and shove it in the others anal cavity. After this takes place fornicating insues.
Tonight I'm going to give my gummybear a Mississippi Muzzle-Loader, and make her asshole burn.
by FuckablePanda July 07, 2011
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Mississippi Love Slide

Sex with crazy. Off the menu.
You ever hear of a Mississippi Love Slide?
No. What's that?
Okay, you're gross. You need to grow up.
by veggingout October 23, 2016
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mississippi fighter pilots

the act of 2 men and 2 women running around the room making plane noises, you jump in the air with a full on rager. first one to blow their load (shoot down the enemy pilot) wins!!!
Went on a double date last night, ended with some mississippi fighter pilots.
by StephenVanderkolk August 28, 2011
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Mississippi brown hole

Secret gay anal sex between a prominent politician or religious leader who publicly opposes homosexuality
Pastor Mark gave a huge speech about the horrors of homosexuality. Later that day he was caught giving the Mississippi brown hole to a gay prostitute.
by Nutzen YerMouf March 19, 2018
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Mississippi Air Bag

When a driver of an automobile puts a baby in his/her lap, instead of putting the baby in a car seat.
Billie Sue likes to use her child as a Mississippi Air Bag, instead of buckling the kid up.
by arkyboy September 30, 2010
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Mississippi Heat Stroke

A man workouts in compression shorts and gets his gooch nice and ranky then, unshaved sits on his partners face thus causing them to pass out for a brief moment.
Last weekend Jennie let me give her a Mississippi heat stroke, I was scared after she didn't wake up for 5 minutes, I think I will do less running next time.
by buttchug25 February 26, 2015
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