micro-safe

shortened term and or new slang for anything that is safe to put in the microwave.
a.k.a. microwavable

why dont you put that chilli in the microwave?
i have to get a micro-safe container first.
oh good plan dog.

by francinejagowsky March 9, 2010

Micro-toxic

micro-toxic (adj.): Describing individuals who fake non-toxicity while frequently resorting to passive-aggressive behavior and exhibiting traits of jealousy.

Jack, a self-proclaimed supporter of his friends' successes, often masked his micro-toxic tendencies. Despite his seemingly kind demeanor, he would subtly undermine their achievements through backhanded compliments and snide remarks, revealing his underlying envy and passive aggression.

by Sinakhaniofficial July 15, 2023

micro molest

When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you

I love being micro molested by Microsoft

by DerekLombardi July 27, 2015

micro-poon

(n.) a woman who is short in stature but high in bangability.

Shawn Johnson is micro-poon.

by blamaste December 9, 2010

micro stan

A very very very retarded group of people who stan the youtuber PoisonShocker aka Micro. Their brains are stuffed in with rocks which explains their lack of common sense.

2. Annoying assholes who rely on micro to deal with their dumb problems/arguments

E.g = "Did you just refuse to give me your godly??! I'm TELLING MICRO!

Bro this micro stan is driving me nuts.

Yeah, they are dumb as fuck

by monosu May 8, 2021

micro butt baby

When you shove a micro-stretch Armstrong up your ass

Here, take the micro butt baby & have fun

by PeePeePooPoo1999 April 25, 2021

micro penis

means that inkyalexdude's penis is really tiny

did you know that inkyalexdude has a micro penis

by purplehatguy July 9, 2022