Mickey Mouse Bullshit

When you get ripped off or cheated.

WTF IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE BULLSHIT!!!!

by Zoubrasauce August 16, 2009

mickey mouse

the most successful pedophile in existence.
pretens to be cute while being disseases to childeren.

have you seen little john
no i heard he wen't to mickey mouse

by why are the all taken1589 November 6, 2019

Mickey Snappers

The Common mousetrap.

we don't use fancy, overpriced and ineffective mousetraps. We use common MICKEY SNAPPERS and they are fine by us...

by mickeysnappers November 24, 2010

Mickey Mouse in my club house

When anyone says " Mickey mouse in my club house" , it means there is metaphorically a penis in their vagina . The reason we say Mickey Mouse is because his head resembles a tiny penis ( Mostly because of the ears) .

Her - " theres a Mickey mouse in my club house"
Some random guy -" wait what? "

by Wackgirlshit April 8, 2019

Mickey Mouse Ears

The two flashing light on top of a police car(see also gumball and party hat).

When He noticed the Mickey Mouse ears on the car ahead of him he slowed down.

by Light Joker August 27, 2004

Mickey Nunes

A cracker son of a bitch who fucks and has reach a rounds with his mother but is also a fagget. He loves sucking cock than jacking off on other men. He is a kkk. he loves to also suck big floppy donkey dicks. The only female he actuality loves is his easy to fuck mother. he loves to lie around like a lazy black person.

If you ever see this lazy ass gay son of a bitch or bastard( whatever the hell is whore of a mother was) show him your dick and act like a stripper. Mickey Nunes will love to see your balls when they are floppy.

by Adam CpWalkers October 20, 2008

Mickey Mouse

also known as Anal Waxing.

I've really been having a difficult time shaving my butthole. Maybe I should just go get a Mickey Mouse?

by TXBoobie May 20, 2010