Bate Mate

A European designed batch-rag. The bate mate is well-known for its superior performance and long-term reliability compared to the conventional tube sock.

"When I was overseas I couldn't believe that guys were still batching into a tube sock! Get a fuckin bate mate buddy!"

"No matter how many times I batch in between washes, my bate mate never gets dry and crusty."

"Joe said his bate mate is like a ShamWow for jizz, I might have to get one."

"Cum, ladyjuice, Santorum, the bate mate can handle it!"

by The Smifter March 25, 2012

alo mate

The best greeting ever! People who say 'alo mate' are the best type of people.

"Hey"
"Alo Mate"
"OMG, I just know ur funny"

by MeatBallerzz March 10, 2022

Day Mate

A shorter way of saying "the people I know in real life".

@the_temptations_fanpage (Internet Friend 1): I love having friends! They're so fun!

@revolutionarysaxplayer (Internet Friend 2): Yeah, totally! But I definitely like my internet friends more than my day mates though... Like you!

@the_temptations_fanpage: Really? Thanks! Same to you!

@revolutionarysaxplayer: No problem :)

by revolutionarysaxplayer November 6, 2015

Smother Mate

When a girl squeezes your head with her thighs while giving you a footjob

Ok Dinny full disclosure I think a smother mate is actually a chess thing but I just made this thinly disguised fetish up

by unholytrinity3 March 4, 2023

Brew Mate

Bunch of mid age Dads catching up, working out, watching the sun rise and maybe set, whilst downing a few frothies, getting low down and watching Brian’s!. Nomad on adventures, talking about TR’s.

Brew mates are bunch of average blokes, doing average things

by Nicco! April 5, 2023

Bang Mate

Friends with benefits, among bros. Best buddies that don’t have a line when physical activities turn sexual. Can also occur between purely hetero-sexual friends.

Yo love runs deep between Max and his bestie! Hope his girl is going to be chill once she finds out they‘re bang mates.

by Captain Lumpi March 18, 2022

table mate

A cowerer who goes to a conference with you who sits at the same table.

Hey pal, who is your table mate today?

by mr+Incognito September 18, 2019