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Mariah Carey

Ding ding ding da ding ding ding da ding ding ding da ding… BA DUM BA DUM BA DUM BA
Mariah Carey- All I want for Christmas is you
by wvalenti12 November 21, 2021
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Mariah Jean Larson

The most beautiful and authentic girl in the whole world. She is very much perfect minded and well turns you on just at the sight of her. She has soft, luscious lips. And beautiful dirty blonde hair. She will always and I mean always stay by your side through anything and everything. She will always be you´re one true love and a damsel in distress waiting for a charming knight in shining armor. She will always and I mean always stay loyal to you and well she will always keep every single promise that she makes. Her moods swings can be a bit much when shes on her period but well as long as you love her then you will be patient with her and comfort her when needed. Give her as much attention as you can and she will stay with you. Make sure if you get anyone named Mariah just love her unconditionally...
Person 1: hey have you seen Mariah?

Person 2: which one the ugly one or the beautiful one?

Person 3: Mariah Jean Larson? The only beautiful one? Yeah she is over there!

Person 1: thanks bro...
by anonymous121820 November 2, 2021
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Mariah Carey

Some bitch that comes out after Halloween and tries to grace our ears with her overplayed song and Christmas Carols. Like damn. We are trying to get to Thanksgiving first. Calm down on the Christmas decorations and lemme smash on a Turkey leg frfr
Calendar: Oct. 31 11:59 pm. Spooky costumes and aisles of Candy
Calendar: Nov. 1 12:00 am. Mariah Carey Music on the intercom: “All I want for Christmassssssssss”… is a bullet to my skull
by NotsocooldudenamedDanny November 13, 2021
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Mariah

Literally the hottest person you would ever meet they are loving caring loyal and would treat you amazing.
Mariah is the best gf ever
by coolestpeople69 November 20, 2021
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Mariah

Mariah is a funny, kind, cute , and the most awesome person I ever met. She has brown hair and brown eyes wants to try everything but gets scared. Is a badass never just gives up. If you ever meet a Mariah never loose her. Don’t piss her off because she will fight back. Usually favorite color is lilac and a Sagittarius. Love her till no end.
Mariah just wanted to remind you you are a bad bitch. <3
by Mtb11232008 October 27, 2021
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A Mariah is a person who is extremely knowledgeable in the nazism arts. Mariahs are also known to pull reverse Michael Jackson’s and in doing so they like white cheddar popcorn a bit too much. Mariah is known to do some NSFW stuff with dog.( Bentley)
Look that Mariah is doing the the hitler salute while pulling a reverse Michael Jackson.
by anonymous July 27, 2021
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mariah

the person i love most in the entire world, i’m talking the hottest, prettiest, nicest, funniest, and best person that i don’t know what i would do without. the person that makes me smile so hard every time they text, and the one that i would do anything for. they’re the person that i listen to songs that remind me of them every day, because i want her in my head all the time. i love you so much mariah. <3
me: mariah is my comfort person.
i love you
by kaiyourbeloved August 29, 2021
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