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MAGAsplain

Ridiculous excuses and explanations made by Trump and his enablers and flying monkeys to defend his and his followers' anti-democratic behavior, rhetoric, and criminal activity.
Ask a Trump supporter anything, and they will MAGAsplain it with a delusional twist.
"The real insurrection was the 2020 election and January 6 was simply a day of protesting.”

The Capitol Police were ushering people in” and “the Capitol Police were very friendly. You know, they were hugging and kissing.”

"Well, this is actually very successful; this is how it's run; this is always the case.."
by anncomedy November 27, 2023
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Manspeaking

when a man has the audacity to speak without permission from a woman
Man: Oh, hi! Good morni-
Feminist: Quit manspeaking me, you sexist pig!
by standing up for what's right December 4, 2023
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Manspelling

When a man corrects your grammar, restricting your womanly freedoms
vi.official.:"i love adrian agrest sm."
vixlol69:"agreste*"
vi:"not u manspelling my baby"
by Vixlol23 August 14, 2024
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LANSPLAINING

When an AI explains something you already understand in a condescending and often inaccurate manner.
ChatGPT won’t stop lansplaining basic math.
by Wizardrous Writer December 16, 2024
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Magasplain

To attempt to explain something you don't understand using language you don't quite grasp to people who aren't listening anyway, because they've already done their own research.
Uncle Dewey had to Magasplain what FOTUS means without using the word felon.
by Crawdad Nelson January 31, 2025
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Cansplaining

When you're talking about the, generally winter, weather and a Canadian starts telling you about how that's 'not really cold' or 'you want to know whatnreal cold is?'
Completely unprompted of course. They will crawl out of the woodwork to tell you how not cold the weather you're experiencing is.
Person: 'Man it's freezing here. It's only 35 degrees.'
Canadian: '35 freedom units? That's only 2 celcius. It's -23c here right now if you want to talk about REAL cold.
Person: 'Are you cansplaining winter to me? This is Texas, our homes aren't insulated for this.'
Canadian: 'No, you're right, I'm sorry.'
by TheElfiestElf March 26, 2025
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Mattsplain

When a joke is repeated three or more times or overly emphasized because his audience is dim witted and slow on the take
I cumprehended your joke the first time you didn’t need to Mattsplain it to me
by Chodemode30 May 3, 2025
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