Dick Load

How much money Charlie Sheen is making right now.

Charlie Sheen is making a dick load of cash right now.

by Newyawk April 29, 2011

Musket load

Musket loading or musket load, is the act of applying a used pinch of dip to a woman’s asshole and proceeding to ram it in with ones meat sword, until fully loaded.

Phil: “How did last night go with Mrs. Bairds?”
Carter: “Well I gave her a musket load”
Phil:”Wicked, did she shoot off after?”
Carter: “Yeah, you can tell by the way that it is”

by Skrimp pimp February 21, 2020

Docking and Loading

Inserting one penis into another, followed by ejaculation.

Thomas and Andrew were "Docking and loading."

by Hackelo December 15, 2015

load pike

a made up curse word used by young children in the 70's

jordan: ugh, i hate john so much!

leif: i know right, he is such a load pike!

by leif dodel January 13, 2011

Fade the load

To accept semen. Either inside your mouth, vagina or ass.

Clark: hey guys have you see Andrews new shoes, they are so cool

Alex: If you think hes so cool just fade the load

by Tazybad June 23, 2016

Load Receptacle

Describes someone whose life has hit such a low point that their only positive attribute is their ability to consume and hold endless loads of cum.

No wonder they broke up. That girl is a hard core load receptacle.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Lobster Load

When a man busts a nut while they have penile bleeding, resulting in the load looking like a white and red mashup as it drops into the toilet.

Dude 1: Bro! I just had the fattest lobster load! That shit was nasty!
Dude 2: That's sick, man!

by Filufiy June 18, 2019