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popcorn lizard 

Popcorn Lizard:
When your in the cinema and your hands are full you eat your popcorn by sticking your tongue out and the popcorn sticks to it.
My hands were so full I had to do a popcorn lizard.

The Lizard 

Depending on his mood, this creature can be big or small; public or private. He will come out of his cage and play when he is in a state of elation; and when depressed, he tends to stay hidden from the outside world. He doesn't always have to be depressed in order to hide; sometimes he just wants to be by himself and "hang out", so to speak. Sometimes he needs to be "private" - having not the urge, nor the desire, to be looked at, touched, kissed, have his picture taken, shake hands with Hillary Clinton, etc. The Lizard has been in many different places; generally wet areas. He often finds himself in "canals" of some sort, and in "mouths" of rivers. This tends to happen when The Lizard (or "Thick Lizzy" as he is nicknamed),has been drinking too much alcohol. The Lizard always wears a protective suit, however, when he swims in impure waters. Sometimes he just wants to put his feet in the water, without going all the way in...but most times, he thrusts right into the water and hits the ocean floor! In any event, Thick Lizzy is sure to get suited up...and that "suits" him just fine. (No pun intended).
Like many other creatures, The Lizard enjoys being petted - by women.
The Lizard by Barry MacCockener January 24, 2005

lot lizard 

prostitue at a truckstop who services the truckers
lot lizard by Jaque Mehoff January 5, 2007

Flat out like a lizard drinkin 

Very busy, "flat out"
"Are you busy, Mike?"

"Busy! I'm flat out like a lizard drinkin!"

Green Lizard 

A beverage made from one part green Nyquil and one part 7-Up or Sprite. Generally consumed by someone with an substance and / or alcohol abuse problem that is desperate for a fix when no real drugs or alcohol are available.
Ryan: "Do you not feel well, Stanley?"
Stanley: "Huh?"
Ryan: "You must not feel well if your buying Nyquil."
Stanley: "Nah, I have some 7-Up in the room, I am gonna mix me up a Green Lizard."
Green Lizard by RPH.. October 25, 2007

lot lizard 

prostitute that works primarily in truck stops servicing long haul truckers for the most part.
this 24 hour diner is crawling with lot lizards tonight.
lot lizard by rick weller jr. August 5, 2006