A trashy female who has no job and spends all her money on the slot machines at the casino. She will go from one section of the slot machines to another, hitting on unsuspecting men. The common slot lizard will sell their body for a room and some cash for the slot machines, but the slickest and seasoned slot lizard will schmooze the sucker of her picking out of cash without doing much of anything.
by YepShesCrazy June 21, 2020
Get the Slot lizardmug. by Coolguy234567 February 12, 2018
Get the liam lizardmug. Florida Gaytor Fan: Hey, did you see Tim Tebow last night?
Average Guy: Hell No! What do i look like a fucking Lizard fan?
Average Guy: Hell No! What do i look like a fucking Lizard fan?
by Buckeye Til I Die January 5, 2008
Get the Lizard Fanmug. by Butholepirate11789 July 4, 2021
Get the Pit lizardsmug. noun: A older than middle age regular bar slut.
adjective: having the qualities or orginating from a lounge lizard
A drunk woman who hangs out in bars is over 30 and has been tanning soo often that she resembles a dehydrated lizard. She has claw like boney hands that are decorated with rings from lovers she could never get to marry her before they discovered she is psyco and her slured drunken speach patterns are cyclical highs and lows to match her mood as she attempts to entice younger men with goods that have since passed their expiration date. Her shirt is usually open showing off an expensive braw that has been hand washed in motel sinks too many times and stretched skin from too many trips to the plastic surgeon.
Her call of the wild phrase can be heard above the din at bar closing time "What don't you like women?"
adjective: having the qualities or orginating from a lounge lizard
A drunk woman who hangs out in bars is over 30 and has been tanning soo often that she resembles a dehydrated lizard. She has claw like boney hands that are decorated with rings from lovers she could never get to marry her before they discovered she is psyco and her slured drunken speach patterns are cyclical highs and lows to match her mood as she attempts to entice younger men with goods that have since passed their expiration date. Her shirt is usually open showing off an expensive braw that has been hand washed in motel sinks too many times and stretched skin from too many trips to the plastic surgeon.
Her call of the wild phrase can be heard above the din at bar closing time "What don't you like women?"
"He dude you and that lounge lizard - get a room or I'm gonna heave right here and now.
"Buy me a drink.", exclaims the lounge lizard as she bats here over painted false eye-lashes and one falls off into her drink.
Bar closing time comes and you are looking for you pathetic friend when you find him in the corner with a lounge lizard. She is intoxicated teetering back and forth with her hands stuffed in his front pockets. You pull him away and as you walk past the hords of people leaving the club you exclaim to your buddy "That lounge lizard left your fly open, better check for dentures."
"I was about to score with that chick." brags the young inebriated lad. In response his friend replies, "That lounge lizard is older than you mom's mom, has seen more cocks than a urinal in a football stadium and fumbled more balls than all the receivers in the league."
"Buy me a drink.", exclaims the lounge lizard as she bats here over painted false eye-lashes and one falls off into her drink.
Bar closing time comes and you are looking for you pathetic friend when you find him in the corner with a lounge lizard. She is intoxicated teetering back and forth with her hands stuffed in his front pockets. You pull him away and as you walk past the hords of people leaving the club you exclaim to your buddy "That lounge lizard left your fly open, better check for dentures."
"I was about to score with that chick." brags the young inebriated lad. In response his friend replies, "That lounge lizard is older than you mom's mom, has seen more cocks than a urinal in a football stadium and fumbled more balls than all the receivers in the league."
by Yehoshua611 November 1, 2007
Get the lounge lizardmug. Try to set the night on fire, try to set the night on fire, TRY TO SET THE NIGHT ON FIREEEE!Yeah
-The Doors, "Light My Fire"
-The Doors, "Light My Fire"
by The Almight Lizard King November 6, 2004
Get the The Lizard Kingmug. 
Get the lounge lizardmug.