Liar

A person who tells you that he/she doesn’t masturbate

sister: I don’t masturbate
brother: come on, don’t lie, everyone masturbates, even Christians masturbate
sister: I’m not lying I truly don’t masturbate
(5 hours later)
sister: (playing with herself) UHHHHHH FUCK! HMMMM
(brother puts is ear on her door hearing the whole thing)
brother: (opens the door) AHA! I caught you u liar
sister: aw damnit

by Dubiks March 3, 2019

good liar

Good liar means when you are so good at lying that even your friend don’t even know your lying to them

You: sorry I can’t come over my mum says no

Friend: that’s okay

You: I can’t believe she actually believe that, I’m such a good liar

by EnsosinPotato November 4, 2019

Podium Liars

"press secretaries" under trump

when Kaleigh McEnany gave her final gaslighting session before trump left for MarALago Carol turned to her wife Sue in disgust. "my god, these fuckers," she exclaimed. "Spicer, Huckabee, Grisham and even this dolt Keelie are all Podium Liars and I can't wait for Jen Psaki."

by Uncle Joosie March 31, 2021

pretty little liars

a show watched by teens

illy pretty little liars

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

pathalogical liar

someone who claims they own a boat..and dont...aka the titanic. just a bull shit artist.

james r. is a pathalogical liar, i wish he was under the back wheels of an 04 avi that he has on his myspace. which is really owned by the only person who cares about him.

by fronkenstien May 15, 2006

Lamarcus

A black guy who acts white at school and is semi retarded and loves white women like every other blackman and loves 2 piss people off basically da greatest black guy ever

person#:1 look at lamarcus y is he actin so white...
person #2:Probably 2 stay out of jail...
person # 1:ur probably rite...

by Mr.Blackman 2012 November 28, 2011

liar

Dishonest. Media spin-meister. a liberal. Michael Moore

Only a liar would fill you head with liberal ideals to get you to vote for a Democrat.
SoberVoter and Ben Dover

by I'm the real Ali Baba May 24, 2006