Fuck My Life

When you understand your life is fucked. Often triggered by things like: school, crushes, jobs, food, life............

Person 1: We have school tomorrow

me: fuck my life.

by bloutnik February 12, 2017

25 to life

25 to life is the prison sentence for murder. If you are convicted the judge has to sentence you to a minimum of 25 years.

If OJ was convicted he would have gotten 25 to life.

by redrum781 April 17, 2006

vamp life

Staying up during the night

About to be about that vamp life tonight. Not going to bed.

by perfectlyyimperfect September 28, 2013

low-life

Low-life is a person who has not evolved past the level of primordial ooze in the scheme of things. A low-life is an opportunist and has no guilt over doing rotten or heinous things. If they hurt the innocent or the naive of course a low-life will blame their victim for not being as low-life as they are.

Antwan is a low-life for taking advantage of lonely little teenaged girls.

by MsLi April 21, 2006

what am i doing with my life

absolutely nothing. stop and just go. go away and never come back.

And Carla said "what am I doing with my life?"

by carlaisweird.com November 18, 2016

the life aquatic

One of the best movies of all time if you like the sort of quirky type humor.

Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins. -The Life Aquatic

by k-bones January 23, 2007

Half-life 2

IN MY OPINION...the best game ever. IN MY OPINION, it's better than Halo 2. Why you may ask? Let's list the reasons. 1. WAY better physics/graphics...2. Not nearly as many cheaters online...3. No douchebag ranking system...4. The gravity gun is just so damn cool. Now, you may say "Your only hating Halo because you suck." Not true, I'm fairly good, but I don't sit around and play it ALL DAY.

No comment at all , silly Halo...ers. I like Half-life 2 better. <Wait, that's a comment, oh well.

by Sw0rdPh1sh August 5, 2006