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Kentucky Lightning 

Hey! Where's Kentucky Lightning?

Idk, have you checked under the couch?

Russian Lightning Bolt 

The act of abruptly shoving an electrified object in a subject's anus while they have a light bulb in their mouth. Thus illuminating the light bulb.
"It was dark so I gave that bitch a Russian Lightning bolt"

Tim: "Hey, what did you guys do during the power outage"?
John: "Well, it was dark, so I i gave my girl a Russian Lightning Bolt"

Tossing Lightning 

The moment when a man's bladder is unloaded whilst ejaculating, resulting in a mixture of urine and semen shooting out uncontrollably. Some accounts describe the experience as spiritual, while others have dubbed it as one of the most horrific ordeals a body can be subjected to.
Bobby got plastered last night and ended up tossing lightning over at Kelly's apartment. She was pissed!
Tossing Lightning by Xtan Lee December 4, 2015

liquid lightning

When a man gets pee on their hand and rubs it under a girls nose.

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez
Bro I got some I walked out the stall and hit my girl with the liquid lightning
liquid lightning by Weeechi August 8, 2020

Liquid Lightning

Sprite while high.
“Oi Roger, I’m schmonkofied! Pass me some of that fuckinliquid lightning!”

Alaskan lightning dragon 

When you piss in a girls mouth then zip tie her braces together then you taze the shit out of her then it comes out her nose like a dragon 🐉
I asked my girl if she wanted to do the Alaskan lightning dragon and she said HELL NO