Woodgrain and Leather With A Hole

Woodgrain is a type of material that goes on the dashboard and doors of a car. Leather is talkign about leather on the seats. The hole is another name for the sunroof.

I'm riding with Woodgrain and Leather With A Hole.

by Jon Forget July 27, 2005

Leather Face

Stretching one's scrotum and then placing said stretched scrotum onto another's face.

Wow...I almost suffocated Seni when I gave him a leather face.

by LeatherMaster March 5, 2009

Leather

The state of the male penis that is in-between flaccid and erect.

Hey Ace Man! Quit yer grinnin' and drop yer linen, 'cause I got a leather going on downstairs.

by Sealed With A Cock (S.W.A.C) March 23, 2011

lathered

The act of drinking for the sole purpose of achieving the Shampoo Effect.

Dude, We got so drunk last night.

Yeah man, Let's go get lathered.

by Niggity Nate August 10, 2006

leatherwolf

slutty idiotic chick. bleach blonde hair (not a requirement) tans too much, identifiable by orange leathery-like skin. cakeface makeup, lip liner, high heels, probably trying to get you to buy her a drink at the bar.

hey derek, i saw you buy a drink for that chick in the hollister t shirt and mini skirt at the bar...
yeah dude, total leatherwolf, she blew me in the bathroom.

by tim rankscraud February 26, 2009

Leatherwooded

To render an object or item unusable my means of abuse. To show a complete lack of regard for property not belonging to the user.

"Damn dude, the ambulance is trashed. They must have Leatherwooded the damn thing."
"The engine won't start, this truck is all fucked up! It must have gotten Leatherwooded last night by that crew driving it like maniacs."
"Look at that scrap heap! It's been Leatherwooded into submission."
"Where'd this fucking tree limb come from? Leatherwooded again!"

by deathmedic February 17, 2010

Leather Cock Bag

An expensive alternative to a latex condom which is commonly made out of lamb or lambskin. Men usually loathe having sex with them as it feels like their penis is wrapped in a leather bomber jacket.

"I just found out that my girlfriend is allergic to latex. I really hope that I can find wholesale Leather Cock Bags online. I think that I'm going to go broke at $5 a bang."

by LeatherCockBagsR'US August 17, 2013