Australian Lumberjack

When you're doing your girlfriend, you take her arm, break it, shove it up her ass, then take a crap in her mouth and tape it shut.

Ow, I just got Australian Lumberjacked, now I need a Band-Aid

by Crotch Scrotuzzle May 19, 2011

lembeck

Usually a friend or associate who acts like a dumass douche and for the most part is a failure in life like Buddy Lembeck from Charles In Charge, ergo lembeck.

No, I don't want want to go to Vegas, quit acting like a Lembeck and get back to class.

by atomi November 24, 2005

lumberjack

Term from the adult film industry used for those male actors capable of maintaining longterm erection.

Whoa! Ron Jeremy is such a Lumberjack. That chick's gonna be walking bow-legged until next semester.

by 1troglodite April 6, 2009

angry lumberjack

when you poop in a girls mouth, then chop it down like a tree with your dick.

Carter gave your mom an angry lumberjack. He yelled Timber before he was done.

by meow1056 November 29, 2011

lambertville high school

An old High School in Lambertville, NJ. Popular weird NJ site. Erected in the 1800's, it burned down twice but a large part of the building is still standing and stable.
A lot of kids go there to explore, fight, or smoke marijuana.
Area is sometimes patrolled by cops.

Bri: Let's go to Lambertville High School and smoke a blunt.
Jess: Good idea! There will probably be other kids smoking marijuana also and we can match up

by Jexxxica September 5, 2008

lumber on the front porch

Large breasts. Sometimes unexpectedly so, or enhanced beyond what might have come with the original package.

(Man upon spotting the full-breasted woman riding her bicycle past the window where he is dining with friends) "That one's got some serious lumber on the front porch."

by Clare Swarthmore May 4, 2008

slumber lumber

Slumber lumber is another euphemism for waking up with an erection- otherwise known as 'morning wood'.

"I woke up with some gnarly slumber lumber and I asked if I could take it to her sawmill."

by kdutremble December 9, 2009