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lebron

a male model of the black, and very often gay, variety. the look of blue steel in front of the camera that garners a gay male model so much fame. a roomate who you're not quite sure if he will come outa the closet even though he has a fat crush on his other roomate smithers.
That black guy over there is way too into his looks; he's such a lebron.
by wardeezy June 6, 2006
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You gonna learn today

Pronounced "Yoo Gohn Lurn Duhdey!" (sometimes the "You" is eliminated), a viral catchphrase by Kevin Hart during his 'Alright, alright, alright!' segment of "Laugh at My Pain".
Kevin Hart explains that his father 'legitamately' walks in during his spelling bee, being outrageously loud—along with the dog on drugs—and repeating the phrase "Alright, Alright, Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiight!".
The phrase is used—but not limited to—mainly in high school to joke about how one will know what sex is, a long dick is, etc. but can be used in other various cases (or forms).
#1:

Girl 1: Sheesh, I can't believe it. Last night, with the hottest guy, was boooring! He had NOTHING!
Boy 1: Oh really? I can make tonight good for you?
Girl 1: You? Hah! How?
Boy 1: You gonna learn today…

#2

Coach: Alright, 100 push-ups! No breaks in between! If you fall flat before doing it, 4 laps around the track nonstop running!
Kid 1: *whispering to teamates* We gonna work today…
by DarkMario1000 on Youtube January 8, 2012
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Lebrongo

the inability to perform when it matters most.
I was so close to hooking up with Kelly, but I pulled a Lebrongo
by Back to Beantown June 13, 2011
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LeBron James

1. The most overrated nba player EVER.

2. Before even his first season, idiots were comparing him to Michael Jordan.

3. Lebron James couldn't make jump shot if his life depended on it. All he does is take VERY close shots, lay-ups, and dunks (which can explain his rather high FG%). Ranked #8 in turnovers-per-game, but nobody wants to mention that...

4. Dwayne Wade is 100x better than LeBron James, yet he isn't overrated (what's up with that?)

5. Only averages 25 ppg because the Cavs lack a TRUE second scorer (notice how he only averaged a pitiful 16 ppg when Ricky Davis was on the team)

6. Give him 4 more seasons, THEN we can compare him to the legend known as Michael Jordan. But really, LeBron James was being compared to Michael BEFORE HE EVEN ENTERED THE LEAGUE. That's both disrespectful to Michael and ignorant.

7. Wannabe MVP of the year... pfft, if that happens, I'll stop watching NBA. If anybody deserves to be MVP of the year, it's Steve Nash.

8. Had a baby out of wed-lock.. nobody likes to mention that. Watch people, a couple years from now, he'll either be a Penny Hardaway or a Kobe Bryant.

9. Often referred to as King James by his fanboys.

10. ESPN is full of gays who are obsessed with "King James". Leave it to ESPN and you'll be convinced that LeBron James will average 30 ppg, 15 rpg, 20 apg, 10 spg, and 10 bpg.

11. Comes up with excuses not to particpate in the Slam Dunk contest because he knows he'll be overhyped and when he'll be embarrassed when the other participants show him out with their amazing dunks.
Don't believe the hype.

We all know that LeBron James pays people millions of dollars to kiss his ass.
by ssj marik February 18, 2005
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LeBron James

LeBron James is one of the most overrated players in the NBA today! The poor bastards in Cleveland who have never had a winning sports team are so "Championship Challenged" that they over look the fact LeBron James wont even support his hometown sports teams!

LeBron James also thinks its "All About LeBron James" but yet consistently CHOKES when the pressure is on! ... if he was truly a great player, he would get the job done!
hey look! LeBron James choked in the big game AGAIN!
(Official Cleveland Motto) "Maybe Next Year"
by Get real, Ya All!!! May 22, 2008
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LeBron James

A super talented professional basketball player who is, as of 2016, playing for the Cleveland Cavaliers. With persistence and hard work he helped the Cavs secure an NBA championship after a 52-year streak of sports failures for the city of Cleveland. He is an excellent athlete but everybody just hates on him because they are bandwagon haters. Seriously, virtually everybody in the NBA "flops" and "complains" once in a while. LeBron just gets all the criticism because he's a big guy and when he falls people just blame it on him exaggerating.
LeBron James will be another legend. He's not as good as Michael Jordan or Kobe Bryant but he's still up there.
by susanandvictor4eva June 21, 2016
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Learn2English

Usually used for someone on a website or internet community that cannot spell well or their first language is NOT english
'HAIY guis myne nambe iz ******" -Forum Postee

'Dude, Learn2English, SRSLY" -Replying community member
by ThaReverand May 7, 2010
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