get your lettuce cut

the process of getting your hair cut

Kevin: My hair is getting long and messy
Andrew: Oh, you should go get your lettuce cut

by binding.pry January 8, 2017

Lucifer's Lettuce

Marijuana, bud, weed, smoke, ganja, 420, tree, green, herb, pot, dope, reefer, chronic, dro, kush, African broccoli, Bobby Brown, cabbage, cheeba, Detroit, diesel, doobie, fire, Grandpa's medicine, gwaai, hash, killer, jazz cabbage, jazz cigarettes, loud, mary jane, mota(spanish), party parsley, nugs, pack, scooby doodle, smoke, skank, skunk, wizard, wacky tobaccy, morning meds, etc.

"I caught little Johnny smoking Lucifer's Lettuce with that slut Tammy behind the bleachers."

by Beaver Teaser January 13, 2019

Devil’s lettuce

Informal humorous jargon used to describe marijuana and lampoon religious people’s belief that it is the work of the devil.

I’m glad we don’t have to hide the devil’s lettuce in our backyard anymore. Now if we could just get the feds to reschedule it.

by Toosour August 23, 2019

burger king foot lettuce

number 15. burger king foot lettuce. the last thing you would want i your burger king burger is someone elses foot fungus.. but as it turns out, that might be what you get. a 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site, showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce,, with the statement, ¨ dis is de lettuc u eat at berger king. ¨ admittedly, he had shoes on, but thats even werse. the post went live at 11:38 PM on july 16th, and a mere 20 minutes later, the bugrer king in question was alerted to the rogue employee, at least, i hope hes rogue. how did it happen? well the BK employee he hadnt removed the exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in mayfield height oHiOo, this was at 11:47, three minutes later, at 11;50, the burge king branch address was posted, with wishes of happy unemployment, five minutes later,, the news station was contacte- you know what? im not gonna type all this in bye.

yum foot fungus mmm burger king foot lettuce fungus yum mm

by berger queen foot funges September 27, 2020

Devil's Lettuce

Contrary to popular belief, if you look at the old testament, the devils lettuce is actually a reference to dogshit nasty cilantro.

"Keep that god damn Devil's lettuce off of my tacos."

by Frostybadger August 9, 2021

Burger-king foot lettuce

Burger king foot lettuce, the last thing you would want in your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With this statement: " This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But thats even worse.

Pedro: What is the scariest thing you have ever seen?
Black: Burger-King foot lettuce.
Peanut: The last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus.

by Peanut, God of Mortals October 18, 2021

Burger King Foot Lettuce

Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce. The last thing you want on your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus! But as it turn out, that might be what you get.

Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce. The last thing you want on your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus! But as it turn out, that might be what you get.

by Wyatt 0831 February 14, 2022