Lance

Is a potato and causes all your problems. He is a very humorless guy and loves to bake but always burns the house down.

“ Lance! I smell smoke! Are you cooking again!?”

by ThouShallNeverKnow January 29, 2019

Lance

the shyest person i've ever known, but lights up a room with his smile. he's so talented and he doesn't even know it.

hi lance

hmu if you see this after Oliver sent u a screenshot

by urfavceci October 18, 2023

Lances

In poker when someone has a pocket pair of tens.

Flop came out 4, 10 , A. It would be a shame if someone had lances

by cigmachine May 14, 2024

Lance

A little shit that never gets off of video games, and will most likely die alone. He is the son of an epic whore and is rude all of the time.

Kid:Hey Lance! Wanna go to the pool?

Lance if that requires going outside and socializing. NO I wanna play fOrTnItE!!! *crys*

by Sucmytomatoe March 13, 2019

Lance

A handsome and gentle boy who just loves to see people smile he loves people who understands him the most.

lance is great guy

by Kiroha May 14, 2023

Lance

A emo who sweats doing everything

Person 1-Bro I finished the dishes in 5 minutes!

Person 2- You're such a lance

by Lakshan July 23, 2019

Lance

Lance is a Norwegian name that is mostly upper class, Lance is known as a lord. Can be harsh and can often be a name that appears in court. Over all Lance is an upper class elegant name.

“Salutations! Sir Lance! I have brought in another client!”

by Lord Fitzgerald October 21, 2019