LOIF

Little One I'll Fuck.

The opposite of a MILF.

Cat B has been a loif since 3rd grade.

by loifhunter December 12, 2010

Lois Lane'd

Coined from the "airplane" scene in the motion picture Superman Returns. Lois Lane is thrashed about the airplane, thusly getting "owned." This phrase is another way to express "owned", "pwned", etc.

Guy 1: I just got sucker punched by that guy over there!
Guy 2: Dude, you got Lois Lane'd.

by coughcough September 4, 2008

Lois

A psycho bitch who isn't okay with her sexuality and decides she can only handle a relationship that's at least 1000 miles away so she doesn't actually deal with it. She would rather give empty lies and promises then to face her actions like talking to two people at once.

I was about to date this girl from Liverpool but found out her name was Lois so decided against it.

by nuturbitch March 23, 2019

Phimosis (Loiper Foreskin)

Molding process of the infected head of the pinis A.K.A Loiper causes Molding, Fungi, Skin irritation/pealing, painful contaminated urination.

I had Phimosis (Loiper Foreskin) a few years back my foreskin became what's known as but I was Sterilized so its all good now :)

by Ativ2 May 23, 2009

GBL(Gay Bar Loiterer)

An ass hole that hangs around gay bars

That arsehole Chuck Jr the CFO.CPA is a GBL(Gay Bar Loiterer) and LOVES little boys.

by Drabbs April 2, 2008

Loisaida

Lower East Side of Manhattan

Delancey Ave. is in Loisaida

by Loisaida May 7, 2003

Lois

A girl who makes animal noises and is a kinky lesbian

Guy: did you here from Lois last night
Girl: yeah she was making animal sounds.ds

by Uwiuuui July 9, 2019