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Leathers

Leathers are what is considered a whole species of southerners or vacationers in the south who are clearly already leathered. Yet the continue to bronze themselves into oblivion. They are often times in small adult undies with a glossy finish to them as if they have pre lubed themselves with oil prior to their progressive leathering process.

These leathers should be visualized and perceived as something similar to a “walker” but very much still alive.
The leathers keep taking all the good chairs
by Silentsparky February 22, 2024
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Leather Bottom

Someone who has done a lot of anal sex. They are seasoned pros
I finally hooked up with Jennifer! I had no idea she had a leather bottom!
by Spiderman0522 February 15, 2023
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Leather elephant

A gay sex toy that is shaped like a elephants trunk. The leather elephant is inserted in a man’s asshole.
It has a metal prong at the tip with a barb on it and the base of the leather elephant is typically made of leather or polyvinyl rubber. It is used typically by kinky gay men.
“Good old Klaus hung out at the local gay bar and was notorious for using his leather elephant on the twinks that he picked up there
by Nerdboy1982! October 23, 2019
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Leather Sandwich

A threesome that occurs between one young person and two elderly persons.
Yeah I had a leather sandwich with my grandparents last night, meemaw is LOUDDDD
by spicylilcuban April 18, 2021
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Leather Jinky

A synonym for someone you aspire to be
Bro,Bill Gates is definitely my Leather Jinky.
by McCrackdaddy October 31, 2020
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Munching the leather gorilla

Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.
John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.
by TaylorS999 March 4, 2012
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Clever Leather

Went to a Clever Leather's gig, and now I've got clever leather....
by Jizzard1663 January 31, 2018
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