kitten tenders

N.
1. An epic cooking fail.
2. A child"s attempt at properly pronouncing "chicken tenders".
V.
3. When you try to pronounce a dish on the menu but it comes out horribly wrong and sometimes just down right nasty.

1."What the heck? Are those kitten tenders!?" "Yeah, it was gonna be a pot pie." :(
2. "Mommy, can I have some kitten tenders?" "What!?"
3."Oh yes, I'll have the chicken gourd on blew." "Seriously dad, way to kitten tenders."

by cowsgomoo212 April 14, 2010

dust kitten

A cute phrase for Stray Cat

Man, I really wanna take in that dust kitten that followed me home yesterday

by Feelios March 8, 2018

kitten is a qt

Kitten is a qt is a youtuber that likes playing fortnite with friends and editing videos!

Kitten is a qt is the best youtuber

by Kitten is a qt December 15, 2020

Skin Kitten

the "pet" name of a female's privates when kept impeccably shaved, waxed, or treated with a depilatory

my skin kitten is feeling a little brutalized after i got that brazilian wax this morning

by ubermilf April 20, 2015

Laundry Kitten

When a kitten wakes up from a nap in a clean laundry pile/basket smelling like fresh linen and new kitten

"Hey cool apartment! Wow what's that delightful scent?"

"Oh that's Miles! He's totes Laundry Kitten today!"

by PunkassIndustries June 19, 2013

throwing kittens

get really angry about something

Harry is really angry about that. I just saw him throwing kittens at Rafael

by chopper recharge January 29, 2015

Persian Kitten

The "Persian Kitten", once known exclusively as a show cat bred in Eastern Europe and the Middle East, has become known in the Americas as a sexual activity. Locally, in the Northeast many take the literal translation of the persian kitten. The execution of the kitten is simple, the man or woman holds open their rectum and the partner (man or woman) subsequently excretes fecal matter into the gaping hole.

Get that lil persian kitten ass over heeya.The Persian Kitten... is that when you shit in her ass?

by KingOfPersia April 19, 2011