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throwing kittens

Harry is really angry about that. I just saw him throwing kittens at Rafael
by chopper recharge January 29, 2015
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Laundry Kitten

When a kitten wakes up from a nap in a clean laundry pile/basket smelling like fresh linen and new kitten
"Hey cool apartment! Wow what's that delightful scent?"

"Oh that's Miles! He's totes Laundry Kitten today!"
by PunkassIndustries June 19, 2013
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dust kitten

Man, I really wanna take in that dust kitten that followed me home yesterday
by Feelios March 8, 2018
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Kill kittens

To masturbate. This term comes from the saying "every time you masturbate god kills a kitten." To say how many times you have masturbated, you say I have killed x number of kittens.
Zeb: That's why I'm on facebook! (not to kill kittens)

Alex: How many kittens have you killed?

Zeb: I'll just say its technically kitten genocide..

Alex: Genocide means you killed enough of them so that they can't reproduce fast enough to fill the population void....... aw... I love kittens...

Zeb: KITTEN GENOCIDE I TELL YOU!!
by Ho_b0 May 4, 2012
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pint kitten

A female who partakes in the drinking of alcoholic beverages, particularly good beer.
Lets go down to the tavern and hunt some pint kitten.
by car3825 May 20, 2010
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kitten is a qt

Kitten is a qt is a youtuber that likes playing fortnite with friends and editing videos!
by Kitten is a qt December 15, 2020
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Persian Kitten

The "Persian Kitten", once known exclusively as a show cat bred in Eastern Europe and the Middle East, has become known in the Americas as a sexual activity. Locally, in the Northeast many take the literal translation of the persian kitten. The execution of the kitten is simple, the man or woman holds open their rectum and the partner (man or woman) subsequently excretes fecal matter into the gaping hole.
Get that lil persian kitten ass over heeya.The Persian Kitten... is that when you shit in her ass?
by KingOfPersia April 19, 2011
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