I heard Jim takes the subway to Goodwill once a week to donate all his suits. He gets a sammich on the way back while drinking wine out of a water bottle. That’s Keanu as fuck.
by BeMyKeanu June 12, 2019
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Get the Keanu effect mug.Basically the 21st century’s versión of Chuck (Fucking) Noris. Could kill you simply with eye contact, but chooses not to. John Wick is his secret life name. Believed to be KGB or CIA or MI6
Guy 1: Is that Keanu Reeves?
Guy 2: yeah that’s John Wick alright!
Guy 1: Wasn’t he the guy who was treating women too respectfully and being conscious of personal space?
Guy 2: yeah indeed!
Guy 2: yeah that’s John Wick alright!
Guy 1: Wasn’t he the guy who was treating women too respectfully and being conscious of personal space?
Guy 2: yeah indeed!
by JPACKBET June 25, 2019
Get the Keanu Reeves mug.On May 21st 2021 the movies "The matrix 4" and "John wick 4" release both starring Keanu Reeves as the main character. Therefore it is Keanu Reeves day that day. Please send him some love on this day
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by Rashamon July 15, 2020
Get the Keanu-zation mug.Kegan's can be rarely nice, but would give people gifts often. They have a big interest in video games and sports.
Kegan's know how to skateboard, and write well. They have a unique personality, being both caring, but also extremely toxic. It is sometimes hard for them to make friends because of their competitive and toxic personality. It is also hard to determine their sexuality. They are taken to be either gay, or bisexual, but they are too scared to come out. But overall, if you can get passed their toxic behaviors, they can be a good friend.
P.S DONT DATE A KEGAN. They can get kind of feisty in the relationship
Kegan's know how to skateboard, and write well. They have a unique personality, being both caring, but also extremely toxic. It is sometimes hard for them to make friends because of their competitive and toxic personality. It is also hard to determine their sexuality. They are taken to be either gay, or bisexual, but they are too scared to come out. But overall, if you can get passed their toxic behaviors, they can be a good friend.
P.S DONT DATE A KEGAN. They can get kind of feisty in the relationship
Guy 1: Hey! That's my ball! Give it back!
Kegan: You're bad at sports anyway. There's no point in you having it.
Guy 1: Wow, that was really mean.
Kegan: Ok, and?
Kegan: You're bad at sports anyway. There's no point in you having it.
Guy 1: Wow, that was really mean.
Kegan: Ok, and?
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