When you're in the middle of typing a word, and hit a bunch of random letters and complicate everything, for everyone, ever.
Lars: "I competeley forgot the crew was eatomogot at moithshine next week!"
Jerry: "Oh no man, looks like you've got Keyboard Touretts"
Jerry: "Oh no man, looks like you've got Keyboard Touretts"
by Dj Larry Hoover September 05, 2014
if you and your friend have beef but your scared of her but you want to seem hard so you go and text like your somebody else so you keyboard rapping
by 305 girls January 25, 2017
A person who thinks they can manage a professional sports team better than the people who do it. These people are usually over 40 living in there parents basement and have a hardcore gay porn addiction.
Tim: We need to kill the GM. Milton Bradley is the best player in history.
James: we will sign him and be the best team ever. Go Cubs.
Eric: Shut up you keyboard coach faggots. Milton Bradley Control+Alt+Delete
James: we will sign him and be the best team ever. Go Cubs.
Eric: Shut up you keyboard coach faggots. Milton Bradley Control+Alt+Delete
by Ronsta January 30, 2021
*computer keyboard sits alone, not being used* *cat ignores it* *cat sees human coming to use it* *imidiatly sleeps on it*
human: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
human: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
by tsakeboyaaaa November 14, 2018
by 1unity23 May 03, 2010
A person who constantly posts bible quotes or talks about being religious and spews nothing bit hate.
by Losavic December 12, 2015
Keyboard-Jihad has two explicit meanings:
1. When you have a report or an essay that you have to write and submit after a week and the time is tight, you keyboard-jihad for a week.
2. The more common meaning for the term is when you have people on social media, like facebook or twitter, engaging in comment wars on facebook about ANYTHING. It is the act of those who who love engaging in online useless debates.
1. When you have a report or an essay that you have to write and submit after a week and the time is tight, you keyboard-jihad for a week.
2. The more common meaning for the term is when you have people on social media, like facebook or twitter, engaging in comment wars on facebook about ANYTHING. It is the act of those who who love engaging in online useless debates.
1. I've gotta keyboard-jihad for a deadline after a week. My boss isn't leaving me in peace till I do it.
2. I wrote a status about how SJWs are creepy on facebook, then they all started keyboard-jihading me in the comments.
2. I wrote a status about how SJWs are creepy on facebook, then they all started keyboard-jihading me in the comments.
by Calculusian October 28, 2017