Also known as Alabama penis ketchup, Alabama ketchup is the rare and nauseating cocktail of dick cheese and blood. It is named after the state in which it was first recorded in 1986 after an incident involving a half-drank jar of moonshine, a nasty breakup, and an empty tub of lotion.
"Damn that homeless dude reeks of Alabama ketchup!"
"Shut the fuck up John you don't need to say that every time you don't like the way something smells"
"I'm gonna jack off until I make some Alabama penis ketchup"
"Shut the fuck up John you don't need to say that every time you don't like the way something smells"
"I'm gonna jack off until I make some Alabama penis ketchup"
by Wrig9 October 8, 2024
Get the Alabama ketchupmug. by Lilli_Bit November 6, 2021
Get the Happy ketchup potmug. a sex move only using a blow job, rubbing alcohol and dildo, the method is first placing alcohol into the uterus, then place in the dildo inside the uterus, while doing a blowjob with the bloody dick with the dildo inside, once it is bleeding, suck the dildo off the dick and spit it out, then suck the blood, it might be bitter but relax, its delicious and healthy
by Private Carl July 8, 2019
Get the Banana Ketchupmug. When one attempts to finger a Woman who, unknowingly begins her period so when you remove your fingers it looks like you dipped them in ketchup.
by RRRRRRRAAAAAAIIIDDERRRRRZZZ May 22, 2018
Get the Ketchup Fingersmug. by The real23 September 12, 2017
Get the Ketchup addictmug. Female masturbation while on her period.
by SameKindofStupid November 15, 2018
Get the Stirring the ketchupmug. by DikSlam October 2, 2022
Get the Ketchup Semenmug.