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Josh is an utterly sassy bitch. Danger arises when his nostril flares and he can easily go full josh if threatened. He will boost your confidence like cocaine could never and is unconditionally loyal. Everyone who meets josh can’t help but love him because in his own word he’s potentially gorgeous and he can’t be described as anything less than hilarious. He’s either aggressively socialable or in a form which could be described as selected exstinction for a month.
Josh ripped a new hole in his art teacher for some unhelpful comments
by Gingerchinchilla February 21, 2019
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The best friend you’ll ever get, the friendliest guy you’ll ever meet, the smartest guy in the class, the greatest guy you’ll ever meet.
Josh is the greatest!
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Josh is an overprotective kinda guy to most girls. You wont catch him hanging out with any guys, mostly just with little girls in a "platonic'' kind of way. Josh becomes very defensive for any women, especially Egirls ranging anywhere from 12-16 years old. Although others may potentially see his actions as unethical, he disagrees and never holds himself accountable. Josh is usually a manipulative liar that targets his lies and deceits to the people he calls his friends. Josh has many fetishes such as animated video game pornography, Cuck porn, and teenage porn. Solitary confinement areas are mostly filled with the social rejects and pedophiles named Josh.
Oh my God! I bet Josh has shackles in his basement!

Hey, my name is Josh, and I don't mind how old you are, age is just a number.
by AtholPoliceDepartment December 23, 2022
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A simp he will drop you and betray you for some choochie.
All thought he can be an awesome friend juts be careful
Hey did you see josh,

Oh no he's simping again
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He got a big dick and he know how to use it
by poepoepoe January 11, 2018
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A person who needs to be reminded to drink water. Also shares conservative content to close friends but is openly liberal.
Oh... Father Josh... Please sip-eth this holy water
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Incredibly intelligent guy who has a drive to overcome the hardest obstacles and push towards the best version of himself.
Josh is an incredible man with impeccable taste in music (Even though most people think that he only listens to Trap music) He has an incredible talent for memorizing song lyrics, and isn’t afraid to show that talent off! Ask him to recite almost any Eminem song off the top of his head, he can do it!
Josh has an incredible head of dark curly hair, and beautiful blue eyes with gorgeous specks of greens and golds. He has the PERFECT nose! And he’s got the cutest freckles that never cease to catch your eyes! He’s a looker for sure! He just doesn’t know it.
Anyone close enough to Josh knows that he’s driven by emotion. He wants to make strong connections with those around him, and he will always go out of his way to help anybody in need. There isn’t a bad bone in Josh’s body. He’s incredibly funny, and he doesn’t even have to try. He always knows how to lighten up the mood, even if he cant bring himself to feel the same way he tries to make others feel.
Josh is perfect. He’s unpredictable, funny, smart, and kind.
Josh is the love of my life. I love this boy to the edge of the universe and back.
“Have you talked to Josh lately?”
“Oh! Josh, you mean the super attractive, funny, and absolutely charming man that I get to call my boyfriend? Yeah, just got off the phone with him a couple of minutes ago!”
by PeanutButterAndSadHam February 26, 2020
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