Jose Barger

a crazy, awesome person who cares about their friends and really would do anything for the person they love
by katiedoo20 November 21, 2011
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jose altuve

The only word you use to describe the Houston Astros nowadays.
Houston Astros and Jose Altuve

Wait, since when was he with Carlos Lee!?
by iHangMyself! December 05, 2021
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Jose Rueda

A discord moderator that barely gets any bitches but mostly fumbles them when he has the chance with a beautiful woman. He sits in his room and plays with his discord friends while the rest of his family is spending time together.
Jose Rueda: “Hey guys I broke up with my girlfriend! Anyone down to play some Minecraft!”
“Jose Rueda is a person with a lot of toxic friends.”
by s0uppppppppppp June 20, 2023
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jose fabio

The best friend you could have, is super smart and clever, and incredible to pass time with and hang out. He will always be a fun partner and the very best person you could have by your side when it comes to cheer yourself up!
He is really smart and friendly, he must be a Jose Fabio!
by nightsun6423 March 08, 2017
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Cracker Jose

i beaner that is so white, he makes dracula look dark skinned. every one makes fun of him for his terrible complexity
"oh my god"

"what"
"that cracker jose is trying to pull chicks"
"what an idiot"
by Martin "White" Glu December 09, 2019
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Playa(Jose)

Playa is handsome and single.He is 5’4 but trust me he’s worth it😁.He can be a lil gay sumtimes but he is into women.He is good in bed,girls remember him as a “lion in bed”
by Ayo is tht playa November 10, 2020
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filthy jose

The act of pulling your pants down and defecating on a crouching, unsuspecting co-worker.
Frank was installing the ceramic tile in the entry way, lost in his own world, so I dropped a filthy jose on him.
by Customrolla September 11, 2008
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