Jordan

A little kid who steals your shit and team name

Revo: Jordan u bish imma kill u if u don't giv meh mi stufz beck

by Storyteller/Pinocchio January 5, 2015

Jordan

An annoying fucking cunt.

Don't be a Jordan

by Jordan H8er May 22, 2019

Jordan

A girl of natural beauty who is kind to everyone. She's extremely talented, though she may not believe it all the time, but her friends are there to support her. They understand how wonderful, amazing, weird, and caring she is. She is also bright, and plans for an exciting future. Anyone who meets her can instantly see her inspiring, but also animated, character.

I will never forget Jordan. She's my best friend!

by Melody (MissMaj) March 13, 2014

Jordan

Very ugly person

Look at him! Such a big Jordan!

by Sasha12345 January 15, 2018

jordan

when someone is lying about unbelievable feats and accomplishments.

Darryl: As a High school senior 1986 I lead Westchester County in three pointers.

Elliot: There were no three pointers in High school in 1986.

Another friend yells out (Jordan) indicating Darryl is lying

by teamnegativetweet January 26, 2012

jordan

A common name for geeks and or computer nerds, especially in Australia.

Jordan stayed at home and played WoW all last night!

by C-Doggy October 5, 2006

Jordan

A guy who toys with girls and is determind to ruin their lives by simply letting them fall in love with them but in the end letting them down.
Jordan 'the one which is decending' is right in that it's like the devil the angel that fell from heaven.
Bastard

Jordan: I want to go out with you
Girl: I know but I don't want to ruin out friendship
Jordan: We'll still be friends
Girl: But we won't
Jordan: I'm sorry I suck at this relationship stuff

Broken Heart

by socially awkward October 23, 2011