Jelq and Jill

When you jelq up a hill with your trans sister Joel

Jelq and Jill walked up a hill to stretch their tiny penises. Jelq fell down a well and his trans sister Joel came jelqing after. Up Jelq got to go home and nut in a roll of toilet paper. Went to bed with a stretched out head he jelqed so much his cum has turned to vapor

by JelqingAmerica February 16, 2024

Jack Off Jill

An awesome alternative/ rock/ riot grrl band. They had two albums, Sexless Demons and Scars (1996) and Clear Hearts Grey Flowers (2000). It was founded in 1992 by Jessicka Addams when she was only 16. She used to write lyrics for songs before that. The original band line up was Jessicka Addams, Agent Moulder, Tenni Ah-Cha-Cha and Michelle Inhell.

They broke up in 2000 due to opinion differences.
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GIVE THEM A SHOT THEY ARE GROOVY!

Take a souvenir and stop ur staring
Just cuz I am screaming,dont mean I am sharing -N**i Halo by Jack Off Jill

by k3r0sen May 2, 2023

Jack and Jill

Slang term, rhyming slang for ecstasy tablets

Oi bruv get some of them jack and Jill’s me and the boys are going raving

Fucking hell mate I was so spanked from them jack and Jill’s me jaw was swinging

by AnusSplitter November 7, 2019

Jill

noun
1. a person who has a knack for planning parties/social gatherings
2. fearless Friday MyIT leader on the eRecord Ambulatory team

verb
1. to make an announcement while standing on an elevated platform like a chair or stool

We all need a Jill in our lives.
I was Jilling about the pizza party to the entire office.

by ss8zn April 13, 2020

Jill

Someone who is quick to sue and profit. Someone who is disloyal and quick to throw you in prison.Someone who's farts can't be heard because of the large size of their boothhole. The caboose on a train tag team. Gut rot vaginal discharge. The villain and you don't even know it

I got me a jill at the club we bout to run a train tonite Choo choo!!

by Ghengis-khan979 March 13, 2024

Jill

Jill is the most swaggy friend around! She's always willing to crack a joke to make you feel better. Whenever you're having a bad day, call JIll and bring some happiness to your life! Jill likes astrology and Minecraft. She's probably very into spirits and the supernatural. Jill has light hair and freckles. She's incredibly pretty and you don't understand why she doesn't always see it. Jill tends to underestimate herself at times, but her friends make sure to pick her up and keep her going! Jill is an amazing person in and out and anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend.

Jill is the best friend someone could ask for!

by rycantdomath May 26, 2021

Jill

A person who loves their LGBT friends unconditionally, and will do anything to make their lives feel safe and better. Can be male or female. Inspired by the character, Jill from the TV show, It's A Sin.

More people in this world should be a Jill

by sBnOn May 11, 2021