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Jack And Jill Story

Two Fuckers That Went Up A Hill To 'Play'
Jack And Jill Went Up A Hill To Smoke Some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and then beat her to death with it and pushed her down the well.
And that was the Jack And Jill Story
by TheMinionRaider December 15, 2019
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Devilled Jill

A Devilled Jill is when you go for a shit, but you also need a piss. What else do you do, except make a Devilled Jill, the 2 in 1 special.
James: I had to take a deuce and a whizz at the same time so you KNOW i had to do a Devilled Jill.

Lucas: Send a pic.
by DUNC3 February 24, 2025
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Jelq and Jill

When you jelq up a hill with your trans sister Joel
Jelq and Jill walked up a hill to stretch their tiny penises. Jelq fell down a well and his trans sister Joel came jelqing after. Up Jelq got to go home and nut in a roll of toilet paper. Went to bed with a stretched out head he jelqed so much his cum has turned to vapor
by JelqingAmerica February 16, 2024
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Jack Off Jill

An awesome alternative/ rock/ riot grrl band. They had two albums, Sexless Demons and Scars (1996) and Clear Hearts Grey Flowers (2000). It was founded in 1992 by Jessicka Addams when she was only 16. She used to write lyrics for songs before that. The original band line up was Jessicka Addams, Agent Moulder, Tenni Ah-Cha-Cha and Michelle Inhell.

They broke up in 2000 due to opinion differences.
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GIVE THEM A SHOT THEY ARE GROOVY!
Take a souvenir and stop ur staring
Just cuz I am screaming,dont mean I am sharing -N**i Halo by Jack Off Jill
by k3r0sen May 2, 2023
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Jilles

Some cool kid which totally didnt write this to post in a discord server with their friends
Jilles is the coolest guy I know.
by Jilles06 February 1, 2022
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Jill

The hand you beat off with. Use "Jill" instead of saying you're masturbating so people think you plugging and actual girl.
Friend 1: "hey, wanna hang out tonight?"
Friend 2: "nah I can, I'm gonna go tap Jill later"
by Ricky Buddy March 6, 2017
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Jill

1. An individual who consistently fails to respond to important messages, regardless of their relevance or urgency.
2. A person who habitually refuses or disapproves requests for time off, often without reasonable justification.
“I sent three texts about the deadline, but she pulled a total Jill.”
“Asked for next Friday off, but of course my boss went full Jill.”
by s.a.v.o September 25, 2025
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