Jew Cat

The character Meowth in super smash brothers for N64 which appears out of a pokeball. The catlike creature spews coins everwhere which inflict damage.

I had no damage until jew cat appeared out of a poke ball spewing coins in all directions!

by sunny ye March 24, 2009

jew goal

a term used to describe a type of footballing goal in which a player squares the ball when in a 2 on 1 with the goalkeeper. it originates from the game fifa and is still largely used within this game but can also be used in real life. a jew goal is frowned upon within the fifa community and often results with the scoring player being called a jew.

1- what a goal
2- no that was a jew goal you jew

by leonf1 March 13, 2011

Jew Cave

A cave in which jews hide their money so it isn't stolen. They are often located at the end of a rainbow. Not the end with a leprechaun, the other end. Legend says that if a Jew's cave is discovered, they jew gets its nose chopped off and is abandoned at sea by other jews.

Wow, Daniel is such a pussy. He's so afraid of losing his nose that he won't tell me where to find his jew cave. What a loser.

by papa slav December 8, 2009

jew fairy

The magical being that flies to every good jew's house on the first day of Chanuka and, being too jewish, only leaves behind a crappy multi pronged candle. What a Jew.

Damn you stupid Jew Fairy!!!

by Rhymenocerous 5000 February 12, 2009

jew poo

a small oval piece of hashish that has been transported into a country via the anus of a person of the jewish faith, usually a rabbi.

"man that jew poo is the strongest stuff i've toked on in a long time!"

by oo-err August 27, 2008

jew sack

a sack filled with all things jewish.

"do you have a penny so i can put it in my jew sack?"

by StarOfDavid January 6, 2009

jew five

Getting a high five from a Jewish person, but in a strictly non-racist way. Like when two black people who are friends jokingly call each other the n-word.

"Hey Jacob, i've missed you. Jew five."

by deejaylovesmaddie November 28, 2009