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Jess

Idk where to start, i don't know how her parents cope but jess is a weird very confusing entity. If the doctor were to diagnose her im legit sure the x-ray would show a demon. Idk what is the major malfunction with Jessica but she has spooked many people. At this points im lost for words on jess, but not all jess's are bad
Jess who's that

Wait you haven't heard of jess, lets keep it like that

Wait what why?
by By soviet Union December 12, 2019
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Jess

Jess is definitely a horse girl that doesn’t consider herself a horse girl, but an “equestrian.” Jess is fun to be around and alway has low-key crack head energy. Jess is unbelievably short but that doesn’t matter because they can find the best hiding spots. Jess can never have sleepovers or hang out cause they r at the barn and that’s more important than anything else. Jess is a non-stop talker so be careful. Never bring up horses cause she never stop talking even though she rarely does anyway. One more thing, Jess has brown hair and brown eyes and sometimes a low-key teachers pet.
Friend #1 “Hey is that Jess?”
Friends #2 “Ya she’s fun but trust me, whatever u do don’t bring up horses she’ll never stop talking!”
Friend #1 “Oh ya! I forgot 😬🤫! Thanks for reminding me!”
by Yourestruly June 2, 2020
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Jesse

some gay kid who has a very tiny microscopic penis
jesse they gay cunt
by Itz-K-V March 18, 2019
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jess

owns a cold exterior that hides a massive softie. makes school trousers look good and not yet cankled, somehow not 30 stone despite consuming more saturated fat that you can shake a stick at. despises children but backs it up with fair evidence, however inexcusably rates H. might want to consider longer jumpers. walks like she’s on a space hopper. hella fire still.
jess what are you doing with Warwick Davies’ poo sock?
by bruhski December 20, 2019
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Jesse

A very overweight Male, You Never wanna get on his badside Never let your sisters near him with his perverted acts on his mind. Always fighting for a girlfriend but will never retrieve one. He may be perverted and overweight but he still is good on his bike!
"Look at that Jesse! He is very good at his bike! Wow I'm glad I'm not a Jesse!"
by Ajay Wilson June 5, 2020
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Jesse

Literally the worst person of all time. A bag of shit would be cooler than this guy. Somehow interprets himself as a band manager even though the lead bassist kicked him out a year ago.
"Damn I look like a jesse

Today" "WOOOOOOO CRYYYYPTIICC
by Nutonyourfaceprofessor September 1, 2018
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Jesse

An over grown lap dog that is obsessed with cuddles and being a psycho.
that is such a Jesse!!!!
by XOXO😍😘 January 3, 2018
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