Jewish Gangbanger

The act of being shot in the leg by a hasidic jew then bragging to your friends.

Mikey i just got shot by a jewish gangbanger.

by SHANKxANDxDANK October 25, 2010

wanna be jewish

What you say to someone when you want to get really high.

Hey Ryan, wanna be jewish tonight and really get baked?

by doogiesanders September 23, 2011

jewish fro

An afro on a white guy, not necessarily of jewish descent. Seen alot in the seventies.

Man that guy has a jewish fro.

by Bigdog79 October 27, 2007

jewish headache

The state of being in a financial problem

Man I have the only Jewish headache. My bills are late and credit card debt is over the roof.

by Charlitozway February 20, 2008

Jewish bump

The bump many Jews (but NOT all) have on the tops of their noses.

Nanci: "Hey, do you know if Rochelle's Jewish?"
Minnie: "I'm not sure, but she does have a Jewish bump."

by FenwayFoulke September 9, 2007

Jewish Muffdiving

when a man uses his tongue to pleasure a hairy jewish womans snatch.

My mouth was full of pubic hair after a long hard night of Jewish Muffdiving your mother.

by charizard May 2, 2006

you're jewish

completely made for shits and giggles, has nothing to do with actually being jewish and is not being used as a racist remark. founded out of being in a jewish fraternity and of complete boredom.

defined as being just plain random with no real meaning and only used to throw people off and make them wonder what the fuck was just said, leaving them scratching their heads in awe

Max: yo are we still going to party on front street tonight? what time we gonna go?

Alex: shut up, you're jewish...

by JR: Founder of "you're jewish" April 8, 2009