jose reyes

starting shortstop for the new york mets; the single most exciting player in the major leagues.

Q: Wow, who was that? He sure was fast and exciting!
A: That was Jose Reyes, the most exciting player in the league.

by retrokid23 October 4, 2005

Joseline

Very pretty dark shinny beautiful hair lovess to hang out with boys and always defends her friend. Can't let go of her crush (bf). Her smile is soooo contagious and she loves like never before. She always in style. Never is a fake friend.

OMG is that , oh snap that is a Joseline she soooo bomb I wish I was like her .

by Allllllllllllliiiiiii March 4, 2017

joseph

a real man and usually has a very large penis and is good in bed

wow he was so big, he must be a joseph

by niggintoohard October 16, 2011

Josephine

Josephine the best friend a person could have! She is usually blonde.. She has a great humor and is really pretty. She sometimes is insecure but lots of guys are dying to go out with her. At first when you meet her she is shy but when you get to know her she is Wild! She is the sweetest person ever!

Person1: I was with Josephine yesterday, we jumped in a cab and told the driver to follow the car in front of us! Dayumm this girl is wild!

by Itsnaomibitch September 9, 2012

Jose Bautista

No words that can possibly describe this super duper damn awesome motherfucking best player ever that is currently playing for the Toronto Blue Jays. He hit 54 homers in 2010 to blow everyone up. Every time he's up at the plate, something is gonna happen, either good or bad. He hit motherfucking 31 homers before the All-Star break to break the Blue Jays record in the category and he also has drew over 7.4 million votes by the fans to the All-Star game which is the fucking most ever by one player by a lot of margin. This kid is just gonna get better. Watch him take the MVP :)

Jose Bautista just hit another homer for the Blue Jays.

by BAUTISTA#19 July 13, 2011

Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.

Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!

by Janbaby May 13, 2010

josef

a pagan way of spelling Joseph. Usually scandinavian, german or russian

also the most awesome, coolest, godlike person ever

i saw josef the other day
did you?
*lightning strikes him*
you didnt bow down before saying my name BITCHES!!
die you stupid shauna heads!!

by josefxxx July 24, 2006