James 

Jank Ass Mothafuckin Egotistical Scumbag.

JAMES is a cocksucking, testicle gargling piece of dried up shit who loves BBC daily.

James by anonymous December 18, 2019

James 

James is a complete mystery. A beautiful fucked up masterpiece. The kind of guy you’d be proud to take home to your parents. The kind of guy that is so remarkably driven that he could inspire art. If you ever get the pleasure of meeting James, don’t let go.

Hey James, it’s really good to see you.

James by it’s you and me June 22, 2020

James 

A hoe

James is a massive hoe.

James by 1800madhoes August 31, 2020

James 

The best guy you'll ever meet. he probley loves pigeon. very nice guy and he will never cheat no matter what.

RaNdOm BiTcH: UGH I'm like so mad that _____ got James hes really weird but hes cute
OtHeR bItCh: UGH I know right

Me the one who got james: *appears behind them* I HEARD U WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME

both of the bitch: *gets flown into the sun*

James by That Random Gril October 11, 2020

James 

now this bloke is different gravy lads, huge willy, has women throwing themselves at him 24/7, did i mention how big this guys willy is, he is well over 6ft and stands tall.

Christ have you seen how much of a James that guy is, would defo smash.

James by jimbo762 November 22, 2020

James 

Totally a gentleman. An amazing man. Talks to you about girl stuff. Can have the patience of a saint. Probably brown hair and tall. Always love to serve you and help you. Give him a task. He will love you for it.

Do you see how nicely the lawn is mowed?

Oh, yes, James mows for us!

James by anonymous January 26, 2021

James 

James is a funny odd person who is definitely worth becoming friends with he's loyal caring and will make a great dad they are the coolest friends to have if you don't mind there anger issues

If you find a James be friends with them if you need a cool fun odd friend

James by Name rename January 30, 2021