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no one likes jacobs , they may look hot but a jacob is stupid,annoying and overall a total asshole
i banged jacob last night
why, he is such an asshole
but he's hot
Literally just the sexiest guy with the biggest penis you could imagine! He's perfect in every way, an amazing person, charming, funny, and even black!
"Have you hung out with Jacob recently?"
"Oh my god that guy?! I would let him do ANYTHING to me"
Jacob by anonymous September 15, 2020
Trash at basketball and everything including life
I am a big Jacob
Jacob by Jacob is garbo July 6, 2018
A nice kind man but can also get on your nerves but you can’t help but get over him but don’t be surprised that he might ask for booty pics
Jacob: y//n what about some booty pics
Jacob by Shortbean November 22, 2018
Big niπŸ…±οΈπŸ…±οΈa jacob. Very dumb and is a faggot. Only a half faggot unlike others Beware big niπŸ…±οΈπŸ…±οΈa. Eats soap and throws up. Will eat your ass for a penny.
Random guy: you seem like a jacob
Faggot jacob: *eats soap*
Jacob by Bdkdjrvdjdb December 10, 2018
Primary Meanings of Jacob.

1. An odd, lengthy queer type pokemans
Guy #1: "Hey look! I caught a Jacob!"

Guy #2: "Woah! He's super effective against Nazi propaganda!"

Guy #1: "I know! I love queer type!"

*Friends theme song plays in Russian*
Jacob by YxngDaggerdick December 18, 2018