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money jar

When you take a q-tip, swab the cheese that's build up on your penis all day, coat the inside of a mason jar with it, and then seal it up with a 20 dollar bill inside for 6 months before asking some unexpecting bystander to open it.
Hey man, I just mowed the lawn. I think I'm going to go make a money jar.
by Sumochicken September 26, 2007
mugGet the money jarmug.

Jelly Jar

Yo man, is that bitch gonna let you up in the jelly jar or what?
by DC April 7, 2004
mugGet the Jelly Jarmug.

Pickle Jar

A football play in which the words "pickle jar" are screamed in a defenders face while waving your arms in the air.
Guy 1: Did you see that?
Guy 2: Yea, he pickle jarred him and ran for a touchdown!
by mygamertagslong April 8, 2009
mugGet the Pickle Jarmug.

candy jar

A girl's cunt or vagina. This comes from the phrase "eat out" and the fact that men want to get inside of it.

Used especially for fat or more experienced girls who have a loosened up twat which is literally like a jar (big and open).
"I want to get my face inside her candy jar and eat everything inside!"

"I fucked her in the candy jar and she came back for more."
by Yoyo master July 19, 2006
mugGet the candy jarmug.

jam jar

Generic and usually racist slur agaisnt stereotypically black apperance people. Its infernace to the golliwogs that appeared on the Robinsons jam jars. It can also be used for gingers, as again with the appearance of the golliwog.
that guy looks like he should be on a goddamn jam jar!
by Gerth May 3, 2007
mugGet the jam jarmug.

Pickle Jar

When someone shits a pickle shaped turd into a Glass etc Jar and then, goes on to urinate into said pooped in jar (to make it look like a pickle jar).
Wtf he had a whole basement full of Pickle Jars
by KumaPaws376 December 16, 2020
mugGet the Pickle Jarmug.

ripping a jar

The unsweetly smell released from ones posterior when one is in the delightful company of ones mother-in-law
"i'm Just readjusting myself."

"woops,was that the dog?, what has it been eating?, who gave it tikamasala"

Thats RIPPING A JAR
by Handsom Rob December 21, 2006
mugGet the ripping a jarmug.

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