During foreplay with a new woman, the lover decides they want to give a tongue beating on the Ol pussy pink meat. It is best practice to first take a dip in the pool with a finger. One can then take a discreet sniff, to test if the parting of the lips has a good scent. If you forget to check the oil before lapping at it like a dog licking a wound, you may get trout trapped. This poor basturd, genitalia engorged with blood, consumed by a madmans lust to gunk up their tongue with a sopping handful of muff. Like a runaway freight train careening towards a disaster, the fragrance slaps them in the face. As if at 2 am, the dance club lights turn on and you realize the person you have been dancing with all night looks like a meth addict, everything is seen clearly. You have been trout trapped. Before you is a hatchet wound burping out its putrid air, a cesspool churning its swill. Aromas of gutted maggot ridden fish bursting open on a 90 degree day, swamp ass where you sharted but have no way to wipe so you have to sit sweating in your filth, and the musky sweet sweat on a 300 pounder. Being a good person, not wanting to embarrass her, you decide to dive in. Working up several shot glasses of saliva you prepare to give her a pussy bath. Even if there are sticky chunks of cottage cheese you gallantly slurp away the filth. 3 days later when pungent scent still remains on your upper lip. Slowly wafting under your nose even after 20 hot showers, you vow never to be trout trapped again.
Sorry I will stand farther away talking to you, I was trout trapped last night and I can't get rid of her between the meat flaps slim coating on my tongue.
by Kissel August 23, 2023
Get the Trout trapmug. A Trap Hindu is a male Hindustani who grew up in the slums of India that traps, is “street”, but has his own ambitions to become successful and feed his family.
Aniruddha has come a long way from being a Bombay Trap Hindu, now he has his own company in America.
by iNdian iNnovator May 3, 2019
Get the trap hindumug. by Lo-per February 8, 2008
Get the dick trapmug. A question from a wife or girlfriend directed toward her husband or boyfriend for which there is no correct answer.
"Does this make me look fat?"
"No."
"Liar!"
-OR-
"Yes."
"Bastard!"
-OR-
"Sorry, man trap detected, I refuse to answer."
"No."
"Liar!"
-OR-
"Yes."
"Bastard!"
-OR-
"Sorry, man trap detected, I refuse to answer."
by pete592 October 30, 2007
Get the man trapmug. A Fudge Trap refers to the un-wipeable part of an obese persons asshole, that therefore gathers fudge.
by Zuzzy Foeller February 5, 2014
Get the fudge trapmug. 1. When a woman grabs an unwilling man's hand and forces her thighs shut upon it. Usually followed by the reluctant male being subjected to watching the woman perform a sexual act on herself.
"I told that drunk girl I was married man, but she grabbed my hand and bear trapped it between her thighs. She wouldn't let go until after she rubbed one out"
by provparkside December 18, 2012
Get the Bear Trappedmug. A lame way DMHN board admins use to ban someone from their forum. Without informing posters what a dork trap is.
by wifflewoffle July 20, 2006
Get the dork trapmug.