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Daddy issues
A girl wanting to be submissive and adored by a older guy, who will put her above all others. The sex is kinky, and the dominance irresistible to the male. A girl wanting to be naughty but sweet, just for her daddy :P
Daddy issues by supersupersweet June 30, 2012
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tissue issues
The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.
Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!
Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!
Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!
tissue issues by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009
Daddy issues
Maybe that’s the definition of daddy issues when you say Happy Father’s Day to your celebrity crush instead of your own dad that you haven’t seen in years. Lol
Daddy issues by girlwithdaddyisusses August 31, 2018
ISSE
Short for the International Secondary School of Eindhoven, the ISSE is a school mostly run by students due to the idiocy, stupidity, and authorative failure of its teachers, and also the lack of respect the students have towards them. Abundant with drug users and dealers the ISSE is a great school to slack off in for most of high-school. With school organized pre-proms in local bars where drink is abundant, and teachers themselves admitting to drug use the school is fucked up to say the least. This school is also the origin of the term edu.
Ex. One
-in the ISSE lunchroom-
Student 1: "Dude what was the homework for today again? I forgot to do it yesterday because i was so high from smoking edu..."
Student 2: "Fuck it man, the teacher wont care anyway because he probably was too! xD"
Student 1: "Too true man, now lets go roll us a joint"
Ex. Two
-typical after lesson talk at the ISSE-
Student 1: "Dude i swear the teacher was high as fuck this lesson, she kept laughing randomly!!"
Student 2: "Yea she's like always like that man, im thinkin its either speed, crack, or ALOT of edu"
-in the ISSE lunchroom-
Student 1: "Dude what was the homework for today again? I forgot to do it yesterday because i was so high from smoking edu..."
Student 2: "Fuck it man, the teacher wont care anyway because he probably was too! xD"
Student 1: "Too true man, now lets go roll us a joint"
Ex. Two
-typical after lesson talk at the ISSE-
Student 1: "Dude i swear the teacher was high as fuck this lesson, she kept laughing randomly!!"
Student 2: "Yea she's like always like that man, im thinkin its either speed, crack, or ALOT of edu"
ISSE by thecrimsonking November 2, 2010
attachment issues
when someone is super attached to someone else even after the relationship ended. it’s hard for them to say goodbye to the other person and move on
attachment issues by beachwoodmendes March 24, 2022
Nigger Issurance
Nigger insurance is insurance against home burglaries, car break ins, assault, general property theft, etc... i.e.
"WTF! Somebody broke in to my car last night and took everything I had in there!"
"Man you better hope you have some Nigger Issurance!"
"Man you better hope you have some Nigger Issurance!"
Nigger Issurance by sendbobsandveganapics April 25, 2020