Intermitternetting

the act of using the internet in short, sporadic bursts usually instigated by boredom

Tweet: Someone is talking and being boring so I'm intermitternetting

by musicloverpeoplehater January 4, 2014

International Squally

A squally whose many sexual partners are classy, cosmopolitan people scattered all over the world

Guy 1: Yo check out that cake on her. I'm gonna talk to her.

Guy 2: That's an international squally, man, there are hundreds of guys already in line!
Guy 1: Shit, I gotta step my game up.

by bronxbowtie January 19, 2014

International day of having a Portuguese best friend

June 20th is the international day of having a Portuguese best friend. If you have a Portuguese best friend, make sure to celebrate by throwing sardines or pork at them.

"Tomorrow is international day of having a Portuguese best friend!!! I can't wait to throw sardines at João!

by The Portuguese Kids July 13, 2017

interestering

For bad spellers

"I found that interestering"

by iMiMmature October 21, 2017

International School of Monterey (ISM)

We accept everyone at this school, because we’re international( except Latinos, African Americans, Asians, samoians, native Americans, Saudi Arabians, Muslims, or white people, or black people) We want the best for you we just are very unwealthy (rachet) so we look on Craigslist and find teachers who are willing to put up with some of these special childrens shit. We say the world is our home we will make it better but the teachers go outside and burst cans of la critic thinking the kids won’t find out and also gossip about the SPECIAL kids in the teachers lounge. Yet, this is all okay because it sounds good on highschool applications and is FREE!!! We care very much about all of our students and know when they are having a hard time, even though half of them are suicidal but SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH don’t be a snitch. Mkay bai

Omg ur being such and international school of Monterey (ism) just be quiet

by Chloe Hana December 18, 2017

International Garlic Day

An international day for celebrating by eating garlic. This appreciation day celebrated in the month of April was, without doubt, was invented by American individuals that later popularized it to keep the vampires away (or such things one could get away with eating garlic for).

Person A: Oh cool, International Garlic Day in 2018 took place on Tuesday, April 17th.
Person B: Aw, shucks though! That means we missed it!
Person A: Oh yeah...crap.

by Smith dux Wurd April 18, 2018

Inherited Salmon

When you get bitten by a salmon and inherit his genes becoming a half human half salmon hybrid.

“Holy shit Steven, are you okay?”

“Yes Gered. I just got bit by a salmon”
(Steven turns into an inherited salmon)
“Steven!! Youre an inherited salmon!

*fish noises*

by Gelatinous October 13, 2018