by bigd1023 November 06, 2007
It's a type of Mexican food, made of tortillas, beans, rice, and maybe meat. (If you want meat in it.) Tends to make people gassy.
by Okapi_427 May 25, 2015
A spicy red burrito which contains 700 calories of processed beef and will give anyone who consumes it the major shits. Cancer burritos should be consumed no more than once a week at the very most and should not be consumed at all if possible. Symptoms of the cancer burrito include: massive shits, constipation, stomach pains, sudden weight gain, addiction to the burrito and sudden decrease of the senses.
Josh: Dude why did you just get a cancer burrito!
David: I'm addicted to them now, if I dont have one I start to get withdrawls.
Josh: o0o0o0o0o0o0o DEADLY!
David: You know it!
David: I'm addicted to them now, if I dont have one I start to get withdrawls.
Josh: o0o0o0o0o0o0o DEADLY!
David: You know it!
by FRISKET January 20, 2006
by Lupe Vargas January 26, 2005
A secret you hide from your roommate after a night of partying. The most common secret is a burrito you pick up on your way home.
by the 20th crime June 15, 2021
A porn burrito is a mixture of porn playlist all being played simultaneously in the same room on many different tv screens. A porn burrito doesn't have to watched alone and can ever be shared with friends Family, and even neighbors
Diego-"Hey Parker how was that porn burrito last night"
Parker-"it was amazing you should of came, there was so many generes"
Parker-"it was amazing you should of came, there was so many generes"
by Parkmacdiego February 18, 2017
n. when a person crawls past two lines of men ejaculating on his/her face, and at the end of the lines (s)he is slapped with a hot piping bean burrito.
1. "That person was an asshole! We should make him run the burrito gauntlet." - Oscar
2. Amanda: "Sally, why is your face so red?"
Sally: "Surprisingly burritos can leave marks."
Amanda: "Burrito Gauntlet?"
Sally: "Yeah."
2. Amanda: "Sally, why is your face so red?"
Sally: "Surprisingly burritos can leave marks."
Amanda: "Burrito Gauntlet?"
Sally: "Yeah."
by Doucheow December 13, 2010