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ultimate infinity

Where your infinity cancels someone else’s infinity and can not be changed.
by bill merray December 6, 2020
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ultimate infinity

where your infinity cancels another persons infinity
by bill merray December 6, 2020
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Brown Infinity Stone

A Plus sized turd that refuses to flush. Best nudged on by donning a large "Thanos' turd nudging glove" to nudge it on its way.
I had to put Thanos' turd nudging glove on today to shift that brown infinity stone you left in the toilet.
by Cody Curmudgeon March 27, 2021
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The infinity condom

A condom that can be used an infinite number of times without breaking
Guy 1: Dude I've already become a father of 14
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support
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negative infinity out of one infinitesimal

A ranking reserved for war crimes so bad, WWII Germany and Japan look like joke villains compared to the masterminds behind such atrocities.
"'Cuties' and the 'Hype House'. Films/series that are so bad they have the dishonor of being ranked as a negative infinity out of one infinitesimal. Did Netflix create these as actual entertainment or instruments of torture?"
by Silicosis9324 May 9, 2023
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person infinity

The infinitieth person. The unexplainable realm, if you question its existence, you shall suffer an unthinkable fate. If you don’t respect him, you shall also suffer that fate.
Person infinity: hey wasup. I’m god.
Person 1: Person infinity doesn’t exist, right? (talking to person 2)
Person infinity: DIE!!!
Person 2: Person 1 is the dumbest person ever. (hands shaking in fear of person infinity)
Person 3: wtf is happening, you dumbass person infinairy?
Person infinity: DIE TOO!!!
Person 2: (in even more fear) Please don’t kill me.
Person infinity: don’t worry. They just didn’t respect me so you’re fine.
by Redstowen August 23, 2023
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The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project

The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project is a project to reduce pain and suffering and raise the ceiling of happiness towards Superhappiness and beyond using present and future Utopian Pharmacology and Herbs such as Arecoline Hydrobromide, Caffeine, Theobromine, DMAX, Modafinil, Armodafinil, Adipex, Propranolol, Vallium, Klonopin, Etizolam, Blue Pills for the side effects, Lab Coke, Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine), 2-FMA, 3-FMA, 4F-MPH, Mephedrene (5-MMPA), Benzofury (6-APB), 2-methyl-2-butanol, Kratom, Khat, Flodafinil, Kava Kava, Hydrafinil, Selegiline, Flopropione, Opicapone, Nardil, Parnate, Cathinone, Cathine, Methcathinone, MDMA, MDEA, low dose wireheading, and more.
Steve: I reduced pain and suffering and became superhappy with the drugs and herbs combo from The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project.
by HawaiianPunch1 November 22, 2024
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