IXL Learning

A website so shitty that it would be the best thing if someone ddosed ixl, and its $19.95/month to suffer.

Teacher: you have ixl learning for homework.
Ben: oh noes
Four days later...
Josh: Ben, why were you not here for 3 days?
Ben: therapy
Josh: well used betterhelp to do it in an hour
Samuel: wtf whyd you use betterhelp
Teacher: stop going off-topic
Ben: I also got diagnosed with brain damage
Later...
Teacher: why am I going to hell?

God: you made kids do ixl

by ChocoGuy March 22, 2026

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Has two used definitions:

1. Slang for anyone suffering from a disease/term used when very sick

2. Slang for somebody who you hate, generally girls who talk to other girls boyfriends (but can be used for guys as well)

1.

Person A: "I have COVID 19!"
Person B: "Damn you must be ixi"

2:

Person A: "Some girl keeps texting my boyfriend.."
Person B: "What an ixi."

by mimianne March 3, 2025

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Ixquic

Being smart in a different planet

You are so ixquic you better study better than before

by Cat of the forest March 30, 2025

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ixl

A fucking dam website that teachers force you to do as they watch you break the computer into bits, because of the repetitive things this bitch ass site, you call "IXL" and trachers say "GET ON IXL from 10 mind" like no bitch the site sucks ass.

hey bro why were you suspended,
Bro: I smashed the computer into bits because of IXL
Me: valid.

by Ayenae May 2, 2025

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Ixianie

A beautiful girl, nice, funny, and somewhat introverted. If you become friends with her, you will be friends with her until death. Most people don’t even know this is a name, and gets forgotten.

Guy 1: Oh , Ixianie? Never heard of her.
Girl 2: She is SO KIND!!

by Allisy November 29, 2025

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