IPOH

A word mainly used in texting to say "I don't give a fuck". Very insulting to say to people.

You: Hey Milan, IPOH.
Milan: *middle finger emoji*

by eatmyshortseatmyshortsnow April 15, 2016

IPoly

A Complete motherfucking shit hole, where happiness, strong work-ethic, and meaningful relationships go to die. It's the Ghetto before the Concentration Camp. While you are struggling to communicate with your team members 30 minutes before a project is due, dirty homosexuals are kissing and fucking on tables and under a shade every day. Meanwhile, the "Cool Kids" are doing Wax Pens in the bathrooms, and your best friends are writing essays about what a "shitty person" you are. Not to mention couples are breaking up every day and then getting back together in the seconds after.

Person 1: Hey man how is your life going?

Person 2: Sorry, I go to ipoly my life does not "go".

by AbelDaalman April 9, 2019

soggy iPod

A game in which a group of men, each carrying an iPod (or similar portable music device), take turns to play some songs for the collective. By way of drawing lots, a player is chosen to go first. The iPod is played on shuffle for a certain number of songs (typically 5-10); if, during this miniature playlist, a song is deemed embarrassing by majority verdict, the rest of the group ejaculate over the owner of the iPod. If all the songs on the playlist are acceptable to the collective, this person is safe from this round, and lots are drawn to nominate the next player. The round is over following all players having ejaculated on the loser.

Following completion of this phase of the game, the last person to ejaculate must then play songs from their iPod.

Repeat ad nauseum.

I was round Dave's place last night playing soggy iPod, and my last song was Everybody's Changing by Keane. Does anyone know how to get cumstains out of denim?

by Antonio Gramsci June 8, 2011

iPodding

Rubbing your nipple in a circular motion like you have an ipod in your shirt pocket

I caught Ryan iPodding the other day at IoA!

by Seps September 23, 2005

ipod nano dat hoe

When you bust your load (after doing the deed with a woman) on your ipod nano you grab it by the headphones and slap it across her face thus sticking on her face and using it as an ipod holder.

Johny: hey Billy guess what i did last night
Billy: what did u do?
Johny: i took this girl back to my crib and she bagged on my performance so i ipod nano dat hoe and they i comfortably listened to my music.

by The Real Papa Smurf January 11, 2008

ipodify

when someone has lots of money and buys enerything an ipod can use in the house

wow your tv plays ipod music
wow your car uses your ipod
wow your stereo uses your ipod
wow you use your ipod for a walkmen
wow i swear your whole house is ipodify - fied

by Johnny potsmoka March 14, 2009

iPod karaoke

The act of singing loudly along to the music on one's iPod, which nobody but the singer can hear. Usually sung off key and out of tune.

Think of Eddie Murphy singing "Roxanne" in 48 Hours.

Q: Dude, what the *#)@* are you yelling?

A: Oh, just a little iPod Karaoke.

by Robiyierto December 17, 2009