wood-beck

Anything and everything. Nobody actually knows what it means, but you can place it anywhere in a sentence and it makes complete sense. Very addictive.
Ex: What the wood-beck.
Ex: She is so wood-becked.
Ex: Mom, I am so wood-becked, make me some food.
by wood-becker December 29, 2013
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Mad Wood

Getting a raging boner from drawing at least 4 lumber cards in the board game "The Settlers of Catan".
Roman got mad wood on the last turn.
by Thunderhawk6630 March 08, 2015
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Nerd Wood

Getting overly excited over anything technology related, that normal people wouldn't even understand.
I just got raging Nerd Wood... my internet got upgraded and i'm getting 60Mbps Down and 5Mbps Up!
by roopedog September 27, 2011
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Spray Wood

An out of date term used largely by the aging/baby-boomer gay community to indicate sexual arousal.
Every time they show those talking pictures with Burt Reynolds at the West Hollywood Senior Center, I spray wood, his mustache is the bee's knees.
by gerierection June 10, 2011
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dorming wood

n. When a male wakes up with an erection (morning wood) in his dorm room. Usually followed by clever mechanisms to conceal said erection when roaming the public dorm halls/dorm rooms.
I was late for my laundry time when I woke up with dorming wood-I had to tuck it in my waistband so the 6 people in the hall wouldn't see it as I walked to the washer and dryer.
by jojoker March 01, 2010
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Dancing on Wood

Another word for grinding ; meaning when a girl dirty dances on a guy making him hard as wood
Woman 1: How was the club last night?

Woman 2: Great I was dancing on wood all night!
by Connor Fitzgerald October 22, 2014
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Tiger Woods

I already gave you the damn definition to Tiger Woods
by Jon D, Steve V April 09, 2010
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