humper dumper

A slightly derogatory nickname for a dog that is humping a pillow, blanket, etc.

“Mom!! The dogs humping the blanket again“
“ Oh, that little humper dumper! “

by trickstaa June 17, 2022

Humper flumper

A guy who drinks period blood to enhance his physical attributes

Bro stay away from frank, hes a humper flumper. He'll eat your pussy blood

by Jack frapper August 5, 2022

Humpaden

To hump

I have the urge to humpaden

by Squish Estitties January 7, 2023

Humperdinked

Having your balls stomped on by midgets in stilettos while simultaneously receiving a golden shower from a man who is considered to be of gigantic stature.
(Term discovered while having an underground orgy with Prince Humperdink from The Princess Bride)

While having an intimate conversation with Prince Charming in a 60s conversation pit, it was discovered that he likes to be humperdinked.

by CrustyNutBucket January 7, 2024

Humperdincker

A thing which just humperdincks.

Man, quit bein' a humperdincker all over my food!

by Mr. Flangus July 16, 2024

Humpersuckle

When a man spits orange juice at a females nipples and sucks it off her body back in

“That humpersuckle was fire last night”

by Etc October 1, 2025

Humperdink

A word with great power. Can be used in many circumstances. The humperdinks are led by Abu nutty and the next number 1 humperdink will fulfill the prophecy.

Yo this humperdink pissing me off bro. Yea he’s being a humperdink bruh idk what’s wrong.

by Abu nutty October 8, 2025