John Howard 

George W. Bush's most faithful lapdog... Thanks to his unfailing support for Bush's foreign policy, his stance on global warming and Bush's opposition to gay marriage. Even worse he is anti-gun!

Aussie 1: God I can't believe John Howard's gov't amended Federal Law to prevent gay marriage?!
Aussie 2: Yeah! That prick is a hypocrite! However I bet whenever he goes to the White House he is sucking Bush's dick!
Aussie 3: That makes sense! He must pay...

John Howard by We hate John Howard! August 2, 2007

John Howard 

The Prime Minister of Australia between 1996 and 2007. Holds the distinction of being both the second longest-serving PM and the second sitting PM to lose his seat. The worst thing to ever happen to Australia.

You know, you can say what you want about John Howard, but I bet he's sorry now.

John Howard by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear March 10, 2008

john howard 

Largely catering to pedophiles and "battlers", John Howard has single-handedly lead a nation back into consensual denial and racist delusion.

Calling John Howard a cunt is offensive to cunts

john howard by BadBoyBubby July 15, 2008

russell howard

British stand up comedian. Very energetic, somewhat of an aryan dreamboat, and in love with his best friend Jon.

"Did you see Jon on Mock the Week?"

"No, I saw Russell Howard, though, he was good."

"Yeah, engergetic. They should get Jon on, though."

"I agree."

russell howard by Jonnette November 16, 2007

Michael Howard 

A British politician, and member of the Conservative party. Proved an utterly ineffectual Opposition Leader against the fascist New Labour government of Tony Blair.

There is "Something of the night" about him.. he looks as if he sleeps in a coffin by day and emerges at night, hissing, to suck the blood of the living.

Which he probably does.

Michael Howard is a vampiric entity, who must have fresh virgin blood to survive.

Michael Howard by Anne Observer June 11, 2006

Ron Howard 

Notorious actor from the Happy Days sitcome in the 60's and 70's, playing the character Richie Cunningham. A dweeby red head who grew up to become one of the most famous movie directors of all time. Even though he is going bald, he is still considered a red head or a ginger.

Person 1: Dude, you got an orange cat?

Person 2: Yeah, and I named him Ron Howard.

Ron Howard by ownerofron February 4, 2010

John Howard 

A bitch. Gaytard.
The worst leader of australia. Ever.
Possibly(probably) kisses the butt of George Bush and/or engages in sexual activities with him. Most likely submissive to Bush and gets his dick stuck in his ass. Or mouth.
Commonly known for his big eyebrows.

Fuck him.(Not literally, unless you wish to get STDs)

The reason that John Howard is going to lose the election is that he is possibly(Probably) pregnant. His(although this questions his sexuality as males cannot have babies. Therefore we will be referring to him as It), I mean, Its child will most likely be named:Gayassbitch Bush.
This is probably used to remind him about the (wonderful) times Bush's dick was in his ass.
May Bush's dick be with you Howard. Amen.

John Howard by HornySexLover October 26, 2007