HOOVER

A quick tempered asshole..one who believes he is agg

damn ..dood hes being a hoover

by craig March 7, 2005

Hoover

when you have anal and after he cums in your ass he sucks the jizz out

'bend over and let me hoover you'

by Stephanie May 13, 2005

Hoover

This is where you cum in a girl's ass and eat your own cum outta her ass.

After they had anal sex, he hoovered out his own cum.

by snifflez July 11, 2004

The Hoover Maneuver

Being able to make money without working hard for it.

Procuring real estate valued much higher . . . The Hoover Maneuver. Walking into money . . . The Hoover Maneuver. Name of a NJ boat also.

by Owner of The Hoover Maneuver January 23, 2009

Hoover

When you are showering with a girl and you get out to shit. While you shit, she leans over from the shower and gives you a blumpkin while you sit on the toilet, and she remains in the shower.

Winston: Did you hear what Jayde did to Jamal?
Chaps: Na bro, what happened?
Winston: She gave him a hoover!

by Charlie Chaplinass November 3, 2011

Hoover

To hoover is to illegaly and dishonestly partake of another partygoers beverage because a)> you have no money to buy your own, b), tha thrill gives you an extra sexual frisson. techniques include asking a stranger what time the club you are in closes for the night, and as he thinks he might have made a new friend and begins to explain, you, or your "wingman", surreptitiously steal his/her drink and casually exit without the victim being aware said act has been performed

"I got so many hoovers last night, at least 20"
"only because I was your wingman"
"yeah you were like the red baron"
"want to go to subway"
{pause}
"yeah ok"

by ILOVEFT's October 8, 2009

Hoover

Noun \ˈhü-vər\

A blockage in the rectum which causes general discomfort and sometimes constipation. The blockage is composed of hardened semen and in extreme cases a semen and excrement compound.

I gave you a hoover too so you’ll be more sympathetic when your mother sends you out for Ex-Lax later.

by Leopold Cheeks September 8, 2012