closet homosexual
closet homosexual by Afsjdkdjslkfdjlgjfldk October 17, 2008
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heteromantic homosexual
Someone who is romantically attracted to the opposite gender, but does not feel any sexual attraction towards them, and who has sexual attraction towards the same gender
Joe: Hey bro, I bet you could fuck her if you wanted!
Josh: Nah, not interested in females. At least not having sex with them.
Joe: Wait, so are you gay?
Josh: No, I feel romantic feelings for girls, But I don't want to have sex with them. But I am willing to have sex with another male.
Joe: So you're heteromantic homosexual.
Josh:Yup!
Josh: Nah, not interested in females. At least not having sex with them.
Joe: Wait, so are you gay?
Josh: No, I feel romantic feelings for girls, But I don't want to have sex with them. But I am willing to have sex with another male.
Joe: So you're heteromantic homosexual.
Josh:Yup!
heteromantic homosexual by Meh3560503p2p February 26, 2017
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Ur mom gay. No u! Well your family reunion is a homosexual communion!
*screeches in pain as the world shreds itself*
*screeches in pain as the world shreds itself*
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The Homosexual Clefairy
A dance, consisting of a man dressed in feminine attire who repeatedly waves their arms infront of them whilst dancing horribly.
Jay: My mom walked in on me performing the homosexual clefairy last night, while I was listening to If You Seek Amy.
Jacie: Gross I don't need to know when you do those things!
Jay: Stupid, it's a dance!
Jarred: What does it look like??
Jay: This!!
*Jay then removed his cloths revealing a bright pink ballerina outfit, he began waving his arms wildly while jumping and head banging.*
Jarred: I think my eyes are bleeding.
Jacie: Gross I don't need to know when you do those things!
Jay: Stupid, it's a dance!
Jarred: What does it look like??
Jay: This!!
*Jay then removed his cloths revealing a bright pink ballerina outfit, he began waving his arms wildly while jumping and head banging.*
Jarred: I think my eyes are bleeding.
The Homosexual Clefairy by Lyfial2 April 13, 2009
Straight Homosexual
" Jake captain of the Varsity football team likes fixing up muscle cars and working on the ranch, but likes fucking dudes. His friends call him a straight homosexual. "
Straight Homosexual by PabloMiAllamo November 17, 2016