chicken hoarder

1.) person who enjoys company of many chickens

Man my dad loves his 200 chickens, he's such a chicken hoarder.

by Damndatgurl June 29, 2016

Kjetil Haare

The most awesome person ever. Very attractive and crazy. Sexy and has a big penis. All the ladies love him, and even the gay men. His girlfriend loves him so much.

Kjetil Haare is freakin amazing we all love him

by Klingon March 31, 2018

Youtube Hoarder

A person who uses Youtube on a frequent basis, and has an obsession with ensuring that any good video they have ever seen will not be forgotten or unable to be found again by them in the future, so they have many playlists overflowing with hundreds if not thousands of videos that they'll never come back to, with the exception of 2 or 3.

Johnny: "Hey Tom, what was the name of that funny video with the Boston Terrier that you showed me at the beginning of the year?"
Tom: "Hold on, let me check my playlists.........Let's see, I would have filed that under either 'Dogs' or 'Funny'.... give me a minute."

*5 minutes pass.*

Johnny: "No luck in the Dogs and Funny playlists, huh?"
Tom: "Hold on, I'm still looking through the 'Funny' playlist."
Johnny: "After 5 minutes!? Jesus, how many videos are in that playlist!?"
Tom: "412."
Johnny: "Jesus Christ Tom! Have you even started the "Dog Playlist yet!?"
Tom: "No, and I'm not looking forward to it. 155 in that one."
Johnny: "Tom, I think you might be a Youtube Hoarder."

by Lavadog84 August 5, 2018

Pussy hoarder

A female who blocks the cock.

"I tried to lay some pipe last night, but my girl was being a pussy hoarder"

by Frpcn September 13, 2018

black hare

Is a black man who is having sex with a white woman.

Heather watched Black Panther, and now she wants a black hare.

by Elityhoon08 February 15, 2019

Whore Hoard

A hoard of whore

Wow josh, look at that whore hoard

by Bear sausage May 6, 2019

Mild Hoarding Problem

When a person Hoards things but hasn’t reached the Hoarding level of the people on the TV show Hoarders

They have just a Mild Hoarding Problem, only save food for too long and doesn’t throw away newspapers or old clothes, they haven reached the house so full of crap they can’t live there anymore level.

by Capt_Quint June 5, 2019