Hypocrite

Your Girlfriend. Girls love to do things and expect their boyfriend not to do the same.

My girlfriend always tell me not to text and drive, but everytime i get in her car she does it, She's such a Hypocrite!

by StupidLogic March 23, 2019

Hypocrite

Mark Gerges

Barky Barky

TheMarkyWay

"oolala" said mark.

"oolala" said Youssef

"OMG WHY U SAYING OOLALA TO ME I NEVER DO IT TO YOU" said mark

Mark is being a hypocrite in this example.

by STEVEN (with a PH) May 7, 2019

Hypocrite

Onision

Onision is a hypocrite.

by iAmBam May 26, 2019

hypocrite

Someone who tells people to not do something that they do themself.

Vicky: You can’t eat any of the cake, it’s for the party!
Madison: Oh okay sorry
Vicky: *eats a slice of cake*
Madison: Wow you’re such a hypocrite Vicky!

by parkjiminmochi April 15, 2019

Hypocrite

Doing one thing after saying not to like a an asshole

Zoe is such a hypocrite it’s only okay when she does shit

by Rebel chic April 21, 2019

Hypocrite

Ellie. My friend Ellie is a total Hypocrite.

Ellie - "omg yu spelled somehing rigth lillie!"
Me - "Jesus Ellie you're suck a fucking hypocrite."

by Grape Goddess April 25, 2019

Hypocrite

Someone who tells you abstract thought is free thought, then tells you how to think abstract (theoretical, draw a red circle and a yellow square). Someone who tries to show you how to live, but tells you to live freely.

The good life the girl wanted to take them on a tour of was overrated. Really, she was a hypocrite like everyone else.

by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019